Bride
Groom
Maid of Honor
Mallie's big sister.
Bridesmaid
Mallie's big sister's little daughter.
Bridesman
Mallie's best friend since college.
Best Man
Sean, utilizing his alter ego, "Tux Underwood," once broke Brian out of jail using nothing more than a chocolate milkshake and piece of silly putty with a Family Circus comic on it. Very crafty, very dangerous.
Groomsman
Mike "The Hammer" Anthony is an avid traveler through space/time and once fought an entire family of rabid badgers to save the life of a puppy wearing a bowtie.
Groomsman
Recently returned from a year long sabbatical in the Caribbean, Mitch "Milk Money" Monson is now building homes for cheese moguls in northern Wisconsin with his rag-tag team of aunts and uncles.
Groomswoman
When not practicing with the rest of the Backwater Gamblers, high-flyer Stacey Myers spends her spare time airbrushing car hoods for single dads in her neighborhood.
Officiant
Jazz is Brian's half hippie, half redneck cousin from Arkansas, but is more famously known as the inventor of the Beer Can Helmet For Kids. "Strike 3! You're drunk!"