Best Man
As the guy with the lowest career handicap of the bunch he was a no brainer for the #1 spot. Better not let the swing get rusty though or it's anyone's game
Maid of Honor
Sister and best friend of the bride. Underage until February 2025. Hair bleach & fake tan connoisseur. In hot pursuit of her own 'zona swimmer.
Groomsman
Considering how many times I've invited him over to cook me dinner I couldn't not ask him to be in my wedding. Now that I think of it maybe I'll ask him to cook dinner for the wedding...
Bridesmaid
Future sister-in-law of the bride. Lover of Mathias' whisky sours & mother to Zailey, the garbage eating, man hating dog. Ask her about her rats.
Groomsman
Asian✅ Homeschooled✅ Swimmer✅ I’m currently checking off “marry a white girl” as Drew and I get more and more similar. I think it’s only fair that he checks off join a dynasty league (equally life changing).
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride since preschool. Don't be surprised if she performs a cup song version of the Wedding March while I walk down the aisle (I requested it). You can also hire us to perform "Titanium" at your birthday party. She will take lead and I'll sing some form of a harmony.
Groomsman
You’re all lucky I didn’t ask Jonah to do the ceremony. There wouldn’t have been time to have a reception.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride from church. Excellent hairstylist, average Euchre player, and hater of "the kitty" pile in any card game. Fellow-worst-case-scenario thinker. Ask her about her salting habits.
Groomsman
This guy’s all talk.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the bride from college & best roomie a girl could ask for. A fellow gluten-free lover of gluten.
Groomsman
I played violin for NJs wedding back in 2021, can’t wait to see what he’s cooked up these last 3 years for our ceremony.
Bridesmaid
Cousin of the bride. Former horse girl. Current Instagram star & iron worker. Best country line dancing partner one could ask for. 100% has a cooler car than you do.
Groomsman
If Beck corners you in a theological debate at the reception just ask him about incarnation.
Bridesmaid
Or shall we say, Dr. Montemurro. Friend of the bride from college (chemistry girlies). The group pharmacist! Please contact her with all Tylenol needs on the big day.
Groomsman
Better known as William Arthur Cadigan the 3rd, father to Yasuo Mathias Cadigan the 1st.
Bridesmaid
AKA Mrs. William Arthur Cadigan the 3rd. Sister of the groom. Mother of Yasuo Mathias Cadigan the 1st. Fellow eldest daughter.
Groomsman-in-spirit
As my go to guy for fantasy football, one of these years he or I will beat Abby Tobin. Or maybe I should start running trade offers by her.
Bridesmaid
Sister of the groom. Sole provider of Alaska Airlines flight benefits to the Oh family. We are 100% relying on her to get us seated together for our honeymoon (#SaverFares).
Usher
Brother of the bride. Tallest man at the wedding and the attendee most likely to sleep through a tornado. Also responds to the name "Charlie."
Usher
Brother of the bride. Fish monger & mathematician. Still mildly upset over Maisy's 2008 "Backyard President" election sweep and the great iPod Touch swindle.