Michelle was in school and living with her parents Steve was stuck third-wheeling with roommates filming Tik Toks. Michelle was struggling to keep it together without regular access to hot tubs or kiddie pools. Steve had no one to share food or flights of beer with. Michelle had not yet realized her desire to do everything in spreadsheets. Steve had no one to reintroduce him to his long-lost love of Flaming Hot Cheetos. Steve did not yet have any desire to buy a V6 Dodge Challenger. Michelle had not yet realized her desire for a car with red leather seats. Michelle had never needed to call a tow truck because her boyfriend didn’t have a spare tire. Steve was not caught up on the “Fast & Furious” or “Star Wars” movie franchises. Michelle had not lived in a house with EXTREMELY unlevel floors. Steve never thought he would own a cubs shirt and hat. Michelle had never played a “Need for Speed” video game. Steve had never wanted to play a “Lego Indiana Jones” video game before. Neither knew the exact number of breweries they had been to at any given point in time, nor a reason to make a map of them. Neither thought there was any chance of meeting the right person, especially on a dating app. No one thought you could find your person during Covid. Neither thought you could spend eight hours with someone on a first date. But Waluigi fell in love with Yoshi and the rest was history… Michelle no longer has a reason to subject herself to country music. Steve now has a head to rest his chin on at non-country concerts. Michelle has someone to go with to get coffee, even though he only orders a “grande water” Steve now has someone to share his thoughts of construction sites and uneven sidewalks. Michelle has discovered her love for bourbons and rye bourbons. Steve has been converted to a Pinot Noir connoisseur. Both of them finally found their partner in life, their best friend, their peanut butter to their jelly, their radius to their ulna, and their cement to their water. Somehow 2020 ended up being the best thing that happened to them.