Wedding Party

Francis

Best Fran

As his Pooma and Puppa's best boy, there was no better Fran for the job! He has been the Best Fran since he came home in 2014, but now it's really official.

Francis

Ring "Bear"

Let's face it, the wedding is really about Francis. In his second role as the Ring "Bear," he will proudly make his way down the aisle while likely stopping for a break, some treats, or for a wee wizzle. (Ceremony time may vary depending on Fran's swagger. Dress warm.)

Stephanie Taylor

Best Broad

Ang and Steph lived 2 doors down from each other during high school but saw each other more often once one lived at sea and the other in Japan. Steph is such a good friend she went out of her way (she had no choice-it was her sr. project) in high school to direct a show just so they wouldn’t fight for the same role of Vera (Daaahling). Adventures include falling in the mud, spilling ice water, and wearing a black and white striped shirt with a crepe stain and a pink cardigan to a formal dinner with the senator. They made a pact like Friends that if they weren’t married by 40 they would marry each other. But alas, 2 fellas have come along and spoiled that dream. Who knows, perhaps they’ll retire and live together like the Golden Girls and finally answer the question-How low can you go?

Emmanuel Priest

Manny of Honor

E and C have been friends since babyhood. When they were little and it was time for Chris to go home, Eman would stuff him behind the couch. They liked to play Wrestlemania on the Nintendo, but they both wanted to be Hulk Hogan so one person was always Evil Hulk Hogan. In grade-school they stopped hanging out, Chris' dad claims it's because Eman got fat and he was worried he would eat him. To the delight of everyone, they became BFF's again in high school and formed the iconic boy band N~FwayGO. They feuded for years over the prestigious "Ultimate Asian" title which will eventually be settled at Asianification 2003. Also, Chris got Eman a job in Binghamton, which is where he met his wife Rachel who is carrying a baby currently scheduled to be named "Brunch." Chris was Emmanuel's Best Man.

Soo Hyun Choi

Dame of Honour

One sunny, end of summer, Florida day in 1998, Angela was brought to the doorstep of a freshly manicured brick house on Teal Ave, to be introduced to Sue. Only it wasn’t Sue, it was Soo. And it actually wasn’t Soo who answered the door, but her mother Hee (who is a she). This was the 1st of many times Angela took her shoes off at their front door. From the Korean-side Posse and Y2K, to hiding 16-video cassette Korean mini series (plural) in Angela’s living room closet and watching them every day before school, it was a match only Celebration could make. Years later they left the cobbled streets of Celebration for the busy streets of NYC and lived together in Harlem for 3 years. Now they travel the vast expanse (Jersey) to continue their antics over hot tea and lessons from Sugunumu-san.

Paul Wielunski

Best Man

Paul has a mustache. End of bio. Ok fine. They met via an NYC Comedy Theater that wont be named because that theater can go suck an egg. Known to everyone as "The Slant (because of racism, get it?) and The Stache" they hosted an Improv Show together for what felt like a million years. While their friendship started because they are both really friggen' hilarious, it really blossomed in the world of Social Sports. Particularly Bowling and Softball. Hey did you guys know Chris was once MVP of the Softball League? Anyway, Chris ALSO had a role in Paul meeting his Canadian wife, Meggie. Paul is an aspiring actor and you've probably seen him in commercials, particularly lottery ones. Chris was ALSO the Best Man at Paul's wedding. Wow guys, Chris is kind of an amazing friend.

Courtney Lathrop

Bridesmaid

Courtney and Angela's friendship began many years before the two of them were born. In the Valley of Stamford, where Underhill and Hillendale meet, a row of houses formed a community, bound by yards and divided by that same turf. Their moms were friends so it was only natural for them to share that same bond years later. Only this time the grandmothers and great grandmothers were in charge and the struggle for playtime was real. Together they’ve enjoyed running in a tilted arch in a half-moon circle around the yard to avoid dog poop, Hook, Line & Stinker and bottomless Fire Ball. Angela was actually going to be named Courtney, but last minute was not. Thank God, because that would have been one hell of a confusion when the grandmas would yell out into the street calling them home.

James "Beef" Wellington

Groomsman

He has technically known Chris since little league, but they weren't super close then, though Chris did think his sister was hot. Anywho, most importantly Beef holds the distinction of being the human being that has punched Chris in the face the most times. One time it was because Beef knew for A FACT that he couldn't pin Chris in a wrestling match so he acted out during Dawson's Creek night. Another time was in Canada and well... years later when James was trying to become a cop they had to call Chris and ask about it. Chris didn't help James meet his wife, Beef did that himself after seeing her in a booty shaking contest. Chris and Eman hosted James' bachelor party many moons ago and maaaan was that a crazy night. He has 2 kids (see below).

Gina Stabile

Bridesmaid

Growing up in this family was as crazy as it was loud, but Gina and Ang navigated it together just fine. They spent their childhood begging their parents to sleepover or negotiating for extra time to play. On Christmas Eves they stared out the windows on Highview looking for Santa and on birthdays they fought when the other tried to help open presents. Parties were also used for mourning goldfish (RIP Sparky). He may not have been a beta fish but G was in Beta at Dolan. Angela will forever be grateful for the time G had her back during a fight. That was a Dolan Day! In ’96 Angela moved to Florida, but they still managed a few sleepovers. On one visit down, Sammy (poodle) kindly left her a thank you present in her shoe. And we are still trying to answer the question-Where did Nick go?!

Adam Riemer

Groomsman

Adam Riemer lived in the same Freshman dorm as Chris at Fredonia where most people were kind of like, "Dude, whats up with this Adam guy?" So the writers of our show called Chris' Life wrote Adam off the show for a few years but he came back Senior year as a way better character and they drank a lot of beers in their friend Joe's backyard. Years later they got a spinoff show when Chris moved to NYC. They eventually would come to live together in the crappiest yet cheapest 5th floor walk up on the UES… where they drank a lot of beers.

Joy Harlynking

Bridesmaid

Rumor on Longview Ave was that a family from NYC moved in and needed a babysitter. Ang showed up at their doorstep and was greeted by 2 tiny babes, one being Joy, a wee blonde of 1.5 years. For the next few years they would go on adventures to Food Rocks, perform Quidam and Lord of the Dance, learn Japanese and play with Playmobils (let’s not forget the tickle monster). In ’02, Joy’s mom and Ang’s aunt went to a magical land (a trailer in Kissimmee) and returned with Biskit and Dino. Biskit was Joy’s and at 17 he is every bit a poodle you’d imagine. As Ang went off to college, Joy (Piece) went to Montessori school and from there she went on to do great things. A recent college graduate, Joy is finally about the same age as Ang. And when they get together shenanigans always go down.

Dan "DK" Kramer

Groomsman

DK is was with Chris when he first met Angela. Chris is pretty sure they were both flirting with her, but DK saw the potential and walked away and gave Chris his opening. Basically you can all blame DK for this happening. Both veterans of the Improv scene, they’ve never been on the same team. Well, improv team… as for social sports teams… they’ve been on like… all of them. DK has a place he owns in NYC which makes you think he’s rich, but the apartment is so empty you know he just uses it for murdering.

Emily Kauffman

Junior Bridesmaid

It was 2002 when Angela and Emily met for the first time. Of course Emily won’t remember this as she was fresh out of the womb. But Angela does and has the photos to prove it. Emily traded in Dora for Hannah Montana, and was the first to successfully introduce the wonders of Justin Bieber to Angela. In her early years, Emily spent some time running for office and recruited Angela for her campaign team, where they collaborated on a killer parody song of Telephone that landed Em in the VP spot. They also survived the praying mantis on the Heat Box and will never forget SOB kitty. Emily is now a dance wizard and months away from HS graduation. Emily, aka”Mah Bitch” has been trying to come to NYC for years. Never Say Never, because she will be here this November!

Richard Woods

Groomsman

Rich was smoking a cigarette while taking ground balls at 3rd base when Chris first discovered Rich was a human being. They've played softball together for many years and also both enjoy running (it helps that Rich no longer smokes). Until recently Rich had never beaten Chris in a footrace, in fact, one time Rich broke his foot trying. However, Rich got lucky at this year's Brooklyn Half Marathon because Chris has spent way too much time working on his outstanding muscles. Also, Rich likes to think he could beat Chris in a boxing match and most of their friends are tired of hearing them talk about it.

Morgan Dieter

Junior Bridesmaid

Morgan has been taller than Angela since elementary school, but it’s still very obvious that they are related based on the loudness of their antics. From the shores of Salem to the dark streets of Barnstable, you can hear them yelling - most likely from not seeing a ghost. One day they will find one! They make an annual pilgrimage to Salem, land of dreams and historical hauntings, in further search of fear. Also candy. One day they will move there and spend all year as if it’s October. Bats welcome! When they get together they always try to plan their next adventure. But Angela is basically her mom’s twin so it’s like she’s there all the time. Morgan has tirelessly tried to teach Angela the floss, with unsuccessful results. Some things are just meant to be used for teeth!

Tater

Groomsman

In a former life people called him Brian Weberman, no one does that anymore. One time Chris and his friend Jen decided someone in their softball league should be nicknamed "Tater" and well, c'mon... if he isn't a Tater then no one is. Of all the groomsmen, Tater has known Chris the shortest amount of time but he's become an awesome friend in the last few years.... Or well, he lives closer than everyone else... and once you reach adulthood isn't that the most important quality in a friend?

Jamie

Nature Boy

Rose

Flower Girl

Cathy Perrone

Mother of the Bride

Nicky

Father of the Bride

Nguyet

Mother of the Groom

Lance

Father of the Groom

Carla Zerfus Nager

Speaker

Without Carla there is no Angela and Chris. She asked Chris to be in the show that Angela was in the audience of that lead to their meeting. The amazing and hilarious Carla, along with her almost as amazing but not nearly as hilarious husband Jeff, are like that Fun Aunt and Uncle your parents hate because they show up at holidays and are super cool and nice and when they leave all you can talk about is how amazing they are and your parents are like, “OMG SHUT UP, where were they when I was changing your diapers?!” and you’re like, “That was 35 years ago, Mom. LAST NIGHT Carla hung out and bought the last round!” Seriously though, if you know Carla, then she is probably the best person you know.

Christy Riinnattasio

Officiant

Ang and Christy's journey began in the 80s at Woolworths when their grandmothers Louise and Anna would meet over lunch. Their families were famiglia so it was only natural for Ang and Christy to follow suit. Ang’s earliest memory of Christy is when she was the cool, big sister, shouting lyrics to Love Shack and Insane in the Membrane around the house. The 90s were special and so is Christy. From Willowbrook to LA, red nighties to Madonna, Neverland Ranch to turkey trotting, Christy is the best kind of Aries to share adventures with. She's a gal that always has your back, famiglia through and through, a big sister, and the kindest soul you’ll ever meet. Christy is truly a treasure in Chris and Ange's lives and it is a great honor to have her officiate their next adventure! Cento Anno!