Wedding Party
Audriene Zare
Bride
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT OUT OF FEAR BUT SOMEONE ONCE TOLD HER TO CEASE. THEY'VE SINCE CEASED TO EXIST. WE'LL TELL YA THIS SWEET PEA LOVES HELPING OTHERS, THE GOODNESS IN LIFE, AND PASSION PROJECTS. AND NOTHING WILL KEEP HER FROM LOVING OTHERS. NOT NO ONE. NOT NO HOW.
Garrett Luke Coffey
Groom
IF YOU ENOY GETTING EXTREMELY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING RIGHT BEFORE YOU FORGET IT EXISTS, THIS IS YOUR GUY. ENJOYS PARADOXES AND CANDIDNESS. DISLIKES STICKY HANDS. IS FAIRLY CERTAIN THE HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS IS A FORM OF AI CREATED BY BILLIONS UPON BILLIONS OF BACTERIA TO PILOT *THEIR* BODIES.
Royaalsiyahdeh "Roya" Mokarami
Mother of the Bride
WHEN GOD MADE THIS WOMAN HE CHECKED YES TO THE FOLLOWING AND MORE: BEAUTIFUL, CULTURED, TALENTED, ENTREPRENEURIAL, ARTISTIC, SWEET, WARM, AND MOM. SHE IS THE ORIGINAL PERSIAN PRINCESS.
Amy Rasco Coffey
Mother of the Groom
SHE'S JUST THE ABSOLUTE BEST. IF SHE'S NOT IN YOUR LIFE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW GREAT LIFE CAN BE. IF SHE'S A PART OF YOUR LIFE, YOU CAN'T IMAGINE THE HORROR OF A WORLD WITHOUT HER OR THE COLD WITHOUT HER LOVE.
Robert Edward Mauro (AKA Bob)
Step-Father of the Bride
DO YOU ENJOY CONSPIRACY THEORIES AT 30,000FT??? IF SO, WELCOME ABOARD! HE'S A WORLD-TRAVELING, FUNK-LOVIN, HEARTY-LAUGHIN, BLUE-EYED ITALIAN PILOT WHO WE'RE GLAD IS ON THIS FLIGHT.
Jesse Allen Coffey Jr
Father of the Groom
ONCE STOPPED A CHARGING BEAR BY GIVING IT "THE LOOK". TEACHES MEN TO BE MEN AND TELLS WEAKNESS THAT IT DOESN'T BELONG HERE. CAN OFTEN BE FOUND ON TOP OF COFFEY HILL LOOKING FOR REASONS TO SHOOT.
Yasaman "Yasmin" Shabak
Matron of Honor
DO YOU LIKE HYPING UP CUTE THINGS IN HIGH OCTAVES? DO YOU LIKE LOOKING FAB? DO YOU CONSTANTLY SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN EVERYDAY THEORETICALS? IF NOT, F*** OFF, SLORES!
Jesse Allen Coffey III
Best Man
DON'T WORRY ABOUT STORMY WEATHER. WE'VE BEEN KEEPING HIM NEARBY FOR OVER 30 YEARS IN CASE LIGHTNING STRIKES.
Ghasem "Sam" Zare
Father of the Bride
CURRENTLY ONE OF THE FEW AMERICANS OCCUPYING SHIRAZ. KING OF THE KABAB DEEGI. AVID COIN COLLECTOR. MECHANIC EXTRAORDINAIRE. THIS MAN AMONG MEN GOES BY MANY TITLES, THE GREATEST OF WHICH IS "DAD" TO TWO OF THE BEST PEOPLE TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. UNABLE TO BE WITH US ON OUR WEDDING DAY, HIS PRESENCE WILL BE DEARLY MISSED BY ALL WHO KNOW HIM.