Bride
Just a friend. Will run for coneys.
Groom
P&G boy. Needs a house for his Funko Pops.
Matron of Honor
Sister of the bride. Although she might be her mom... it's still up for debate.
Best Man
Brother of the groom. Likes to think he's better at Madden. Most likely to run into a screen door.
Maid of Honor
Best friend of the bride and former employee at the Nashville Zoo. Most likely to be stranded on a mountain somewhere but still make it to work on time. Sometimes confused for the bride's girlfriend.
Best Man
Friend of the groom and former P&G Summer internship roommate. Only person that has hit multiple traffic cones while driving the groom somewhere.
Bridesman
Friend of the bride. Most likely to look like Jesus at a Jewish wedding.
Groomswoman
Longest childhood friend of the groom. Have known each other since second grade. Gets kidnapped a lot, but it's ok her mom encourages it.
Bridesman
Brother of the bride... whoops no, brother in law of the bride. Most likely to kidnap you at a family outing.
Groomsman
Friend of the groom and former college roommate at Illinois. The groom hit him in the head with a basketball their first week living together. He once asked if squirrels and rabbits were friends. Maybe these two instances are related...
Bridesmaid
Friend of the couple, coworker at P&G, and Illinois alum. Most likely to beep during the ceremony.
Groomsman
Friend of the groom, P&G coworker, and Illinois alum. Likes to use the groom as cannon fodder in Fortnite.