Matron of Honor
Special Skills: Has a full child so let's just start with that, so she will proceed to tell you about all of the mom hacks for the first 12 months of raising a baby Weaknesses: eats like a toddler Relevant Experience: Will sit down for a tattoo and not even flinch, also a full-time baddie Conversation Topics: Wesley (sweet baby boy), the next cruise she has planned, anything and everything Disney (but don't get it twisted because she's not a Disney adult... just a DVC extraordinaire) If she were a cocktail she would be a… Strawberry Mojito, because every time I'm with her it feels like Im on a vacation
Maid of Honor
Special Skills: owns 47 lip glosses, will be wearing the newest athletic wear before it even drops in the stores Weaknesses: Will require 3 naps/day Relevant Experience: Travels more than anyone I know and can be in 3 different time zones all in one week. When it comes to juggling a lot and multitasking, she’s your girl Conversation Topics: her Golden Retriever, Jax, Alix Earle, and all other hot girl things If she were a cocktail she would be a... Dirty Martini- refreshing, refined, and effortlessly cool
Bridesmaid
Special Skills: Has read more books in 2026 than I’ve read in my entire life Weaknesses: will drink coffee and energy drinks at 8pm Relevant Experience: a high-key tattoo artist and she doesn’t even know it Conversation Topics: books, Bad Bunny, the ocean & all marine life- especially whale sharks If she were a cocktail she would be a… raspberry margarita with a hidden agenda
Bridesmaid
Special Skills: Can Clean & Jerk the entire weight of our bridal party Weaknesses: Needs an emotional support sweet treat Relevant Experience: don’t ask her to take a shot unless you have a full glass of juice as a chaser, otherwise, it will get spit out the minute it touches her lips Conversation Topics: Olympic weightlifting, ice cream, sweet treats, North Carolina, nursing If she were a cocktail she would be a… Martini but make it a Strawberry Lemon Drop- sophisticated AND sweet
Bridesmaid
Special Skills: Can make the absolute best bread and sourdough deliciousness from scratch Weaknesses: Non-Spanish speaking Colombian who can’t twerk. It’s only there for aesthetics & squats Relevant Experience: proven track record to make you laugh until you forgot why you even started laughing & is an "elder" millennial. iykyk Conversation Topics: sourdough, the millennial struggle, CrossFit, mini dachshunds If she were a cocktail she would be an… Old Fashioned: dark, mysterious, with a hint of sweetness, and best enjoyed slowly. Handle with care.….
Bridesmaid
Special Skills: Can go from saving lives during the day to country line dancing at night- and will be the smartest person in the room wherever she goes Weaknesses: downplays being a literal doctor Relevant Experience: will be able to hook everyone up to an IV for the post-wedding hangovers Conversation Topics: all things kids, babies, medicine and all things GATORS If she were a cocktail she would be a… spiked seltzer- great in every situation and can always be counted on!
Best Man
Special Skills: Responsible for making sure the Groom shows up Weaknesses: Will go out for a “short run” and accidentally run a half marathon. Oops. Relevant Experience: Keeps the group chat alive Conversation Topics: Diego (his little man and an assistant ring bearer), the Lakers, running, working out, and Puerto Rico If he were a cocktail he would be a… Passion Fruit & Tito's- a taste of the island
Groomsman
Special Skills: grill master on call Weaknesses: don’t ask him to use a barbell or do handstand push ups... you'll get an averse reaction Relevant Experience: the best delicate balance of working out by day, but beers with the boys by night Conversation Topics: The Gators, but also FSU… don’t ask questions, but also fishing, having a good time, and Gators Dockside (Bernie's favorite restaurant... wink wink) If he were a cocktail he would be a… Yuengling- No frills. No fuss. Just dependable, time-tested quality
Groomsman
Special Skills: regulating a routine shot regime on the day of the wedding, carries all the grocery bags in one trip Weaknesses: chronically thinks he’s “unfit” Relevant Experience: built for stamina- from the night before all the way to the after party Conversation Topics: how to have the best posture and where to find a good Chiropractor (; but also CrossFit and, as of recently, books If he were a cocktail he would be a… tequila shot with an orange slice- sneaky and ALWAYS a good time
Groomsman
Special Skills: Chichorrando AKA the best bar hopper who will know all the good food and drink places Weaknesses: imitating the band Menudo Relevant Experience: was recently tricked into thinking that he was singlehandedly responsible for selecting, purchasing, and shipping our wedding cake Conversation Topics: hosting, grilling, life in PR, and his family If he were a cocktail he would be an Old Fashioned… looks serious, hits strong, but somehow still sweet underneath
Groomsman
Special Skills: he is a walking encyclopedia for anything mortgage-related, waaaay more knowledge than even ChatGPT Weaknesses: Cookies and all things sweet! Relevant Experience: Will turn any song into a dance and any dance into a song Conversation Topics: Tropical music, Puerto Rico, Bad Bunny, his sweet tooth, and his beautiful family If he were a cocktail he would be an… [insert fruity cocktail with flowers and an umbrella here]... just ask his wife for more clarification
Groomsman
Special Skills: will dominate any trivia contest- knows the most random minute details about anything and everything Weaknesses: replies “on my way” while still at home Relevant Experience: official liaison between bridesmaids and groomsman Conversation Topics: his animals (specifically ask him about his dog Apollo), where to find the best food in town, mortgages, having Bernie as his boss If he were a cocktail he would be an… espresso martini- energetic and slightly unhinged