Wedding Party

Matthew Ferrara

Groom

He's the groom. If you haven't figured that out by now we're in trouble.

Lisa Darnell

Bride

Sharon Ferrara

Mother of the Groom

Matt's mother, an ever-patient saint of a woman, who must constantly bear the burden of knowing which of her two sons is her favorite.

Jane Mikucki

Mother of the Bride

Alan Ferrara

Father of the Groom

Matt's father and the parent who scared Matt into avoiding most of the trouble that could have come his way. Upon learning of their engagement one of the first things he told Lisa was, "No returns, no exchanges."

Catiana McKay

Officiant

Nicholas Barnes

Best Man

Nick (or Cooper as he's known these days) and Matt met in Boy Scouts, where Matt immediately did not make a good impression on Nick. Thankfully, soon thereafter they met again, bonded over their love of all things nerdy, made what are arguably the finest movies ever produced by anyone under the age of fourteen, and went on to become lifelong friends.

Aneta Gola

Maid of Honor

Daniel Ferrara

Groomsman

Dan is Matt's younger brother and despite that fact was still invited to be part of our wedding party. After many years of bickering (and perhaps more aggressive disagreements), as brothers do, Dan and Matt have come to trust each other to backup any story the other might tell, except if its funnier to hang their brother out to dry.

Alexandria Renick

Maid of Honor

Christopher Ingebrigtsen

Groomsman

But for Chris, Matt and Lisa would never have met and each would have been doomed to wander the Earth lonely for eternity. They owe all their happiness to Chris and will rue the day that Lisa decided that Chris could not officiate the wedding.

Gail Mikucki

Bridesmaid

Travis Gilshire

Groomsman

Travis was one of the first people that Matt met in high school during preseason marching band rehearsals. After more than two decades of friendship and any number of questionable decisions, Matt still wants to know how Travis ended up a tie of Matt's that he'd never worn in Travis' presence during their Senior year of high school.

Theresa Gronowski

Bridesmaid

Chad Schaffer

Groomsman

Contrary to appearances, Chad is not a super villain but rather a misunderstood genius who is attempting to save a world that doesn't appreciate him. Chad and Matt met in high school and survived years in the restaurant industry together, though no more can be said about those times due to the non-disclosure agreement both have signed.

Monica Mikucki McKeen

Bridesmaid

John Darnell

Groomsman

John is Lisa's younger (but not littler) brother. Through the years that Matt and Lisa have been together he's always been supportive of their relationship and attempted to teach Matt the many things that are important to know if one is to live a safe and productive life with Lisa. Some of those things, such as the need to give Lisa regular noogies, Matt is sure are optional, but Matt has taken to heart John's request that he take good care of his sister.

Jacqueline Trcka

Bridesmaid