Matron of Honor
Bride's ride or die, the Kimbobwe to my Linzooloo, the pearls to my milk tea. BFFs since 4 years old. Ask her about cats.
Best Man
Father of the groom. Probably had one of the toughest jobs on the planet. No I do not mean being a police officer, he had to raise this knucklehead. Definitely earned the top spot!
Bridesmaid
Bride's cousin, hair magician, previous roommate and coworker, fellow lover of puppies and makeup. Knows every episode of Friends by heart.
Groomsman
Me and this guy have been best friends since kindergarten. There isn't much we haven't been through together. Amazing dancer and Twerk specialist. Please be sure to give a wide birth when he starts flailing those hips.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since high school; previous roommate; personal nurse; loves cats (not).
Groomsman
Another San Bruno cat I have known since way back! We have painted the town red on numerous occasions. Known for his lovely singing voice. Buy him a drink and he'll sing you a tune!
Bridesmaid
Bride's Soul Cycle sister and pretend cousin. Master at anything involving airplane travel.
Groomsman
When not off traveling to distant lands, me and this dude like to have philosophical conversations. This man does not eat much, so he was an easy addition to the wedding party. Also, he has some techniques that will literally take your breath away.
Bridesmaid
Bride's friend since high school and bad influence. CrossFit enthusiast. Always knows the end result of Bachelor.
Groomsman
Hailing from the great city of New Orleans, this guy loves grass! Ask him and he will tell you all about it.
Bridesmaid
Bride's fellow Virgo and lover of experiences and food. Closet organizing goddess.
Groomsman
This gentleman has known me before I knew him. I will say something about this fellow, he knows how to take out the trash!
Bridesmaid
Bride's cousin and fashion maven. Loves family and is impressively knowledgeable about video games.
Groomsman
My cousin and Muay Thai enthusiast. Ask him anything you want to know about Southeast Asia. Who knows, he may even take you to a ladyboy show.