Co-Best Man
I taught Lucas English—just kidding. We met as neighbors on Somerville Ave, and who would’ve thought we’d become great friends many years later? Even though I’m much younger than you, I’m glad you can still hang! Hahaha. TRIPLE BEAM FOR ALL YOUR GC CONTRACTS!
Co-Matron of Honor
Co-Best Man
Danny is the closest thing I’ve had to a brother! If he acts stupid, I check him; if I act stupid, he checks me. From playing soccer to pissing off our parents—classic. Thanks for almost getting me to fail summer school, hahaha. Never give this guy vodka unless you want to get killed.
Co-Matron of Honor
Groomsman
We met in high school—thank God you cut off your stupid ponytail! We still don’t know how many Don Julio Reposados are enough, but it’s not how you start—it’s how you finish!
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
From meeting at Zuma’s to chilling on vacations—thank God you understand my messed-up sense of humor and never get mad. The song “Rupee – Jump” all day!
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
My least favorite DJ. From carrying your stupid drums when you played in a cumbia band to carrying each other out of clubs—I guess you are special to me. Lol.
Bridesmaid
Groomsman
Both times Lili wanted to murder me after a late night of Don Julio Reposado shots, you were involved. You said you’d fire me if you weren’t a groomsman—and here we are. You know what you mean to me!
Bridesmaid
Officiant