Bride and 21st Century Mrs. Maisel
Kallah. Calligrapher of our invitation. Loves a thoughtfully assembled, creatively titled playlist. Can usually be found in the nearest cute coffeeshop. Will probably spend the wedding at the crudité table. Will travel to the moon and back three times for Leo.
Groom and bird whisperer
Chatan. Designer and calligrapher of our ketubah. Loves using knives correctly. Thinks cilantro tastes like soap and likes it anyway. Draws strangers on the subway. Will travel to the moon and back three times for Naomi.
Father and actuary off duty
Father of the bride. Loves when the restaurant staff makes the guacamole at the table. Would choose to sing "Alice's Restaurant" at a karaoke bar if the option existed.
Mother and rule breaker
Mother of the bride. Loves Matthew Broderick. Designed her high school yearbook cover.
Father and Pickleball Pro
Father of the groom. Loves earth science. Can give you directions to anywhere as long as he's been there once (and usually even if he hasn't).
Mother and Master Chef
Mother of the groom. Loves true crime podcasts. Completed 59 jigsaw puzzles over the last 16 months.
Brother and modern-day Einstein
Brother of the bride. Loves baking cakes. Will befriend you if you can help him figure out how to upload his brain to a computer.
Matron of honor and SNL Target Lady impressionist
Sister of the bride. Loves taking pictures of her cat. Requests that people ask her about her role as Snoopy in "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown."
Brother-In-Law and podcast bro
Husband of the sister of the bride. Loves Thomas Jefferson. Will charm you with craft beer.
Grandfather and Harmonocist
Paternal grandfather of the bride. Loves his wife. Remembers the names and life stories of every waitstaff that's ever served him.
Grandmother and civil rights icon
Maternal grandmother of the bride. Loves voting. Every event she attends is the best day of her life, so get ready.
Grandfather and historian
Maternal grandfather of the bride. Loves his weekly Talmud classes. Will email you his life story if requested.
Brother and Cartographer
Brother of the groom. Loves his plants. Can tell you about the political climate in countries you've never heard of.
Sister and Funniest Traub
Sister of the groom. Loves stealing Leo's music. Future winner of Top Chef.
Grandfather and Social Butterfly
Paternal grandfather of the groom. Loves Jewish Geography. Ask him about the time he did the Polar Bear Plunge.
Grandmother and Art Scholar
Paternal grandmother of the groom. Loves telling stories. Taught the groom everything he knows about Picasso, Matisse and Monet.
Grandmother and Hollywood Insider
Maternal grandmother of the groom. Loves The View. Keeper of the family recipes for potato kugel and brisket.
Cousin and Chaperone to Gramma Rita
Cousin of the Groom. Loves horror movies. Can be found shredding fresh pow on a snowboard.
Cousins and Flower Girls
Cousins of the Groom. Love Paw Patrol. Can be found playing with toys and entertaining their youngest sister, Emma.