Maid of Honor
Bride's life partner, granny potato, and college dance team bestie gal
Best Man
Groom's lifelong friend and actual lobster
Matron of Honor
Bride's right-hand gal brought together by that retail employee bond
Groomsman
Groom's college best friend, teammate, and roommate.
Bridesmaid
Bride's BRUNO and high school dance team bestie/chubby bunny partner
Groomsman
Bride's brother and is before Adam in the line-up because Alex told the Groom he loved him first
Bridesmaid
Bride's frankin around bestie FRANK! The couple's wedding hashtag credit goes to her! #McMahanIFeelLikeAnElam
Groomsman
DOUBLE ROLL - our officiant AND super groomsman. The truth is the couple's life would be a lot less fun with out Rev Ron. We love you, Scotty! <3
Bridesmaid
Bride's grade school best friend/worst enemy. We still aren't actually sure where we stand.
Groomsman
Bride's friend first BUT now one of the Groom's best friends. Trav's wife is Bride's Matron of Honor. (yes Bride wrote this to prove they were friends first.)
Bridesmaid
The cry baby #2 to the Bride's cry baby #1 and first best cousin gal pal
Groomsman
Groom's favorite classmate in college. Brooks helped him pass a class or a few.
Bridesmaid
The cristina yang to the Bride's meredith grey also semi cousins but not really (?)
Groomsman
Groom's mentor, trainer, and friend. Never could make the Groom throw up during training. Message from the Bride: Just add Corona's to the mix next time, Josh!
Bridesmaid
Bride's #1 cheerleader and fan on social media and in real life
Groomsman
Bride's brother and needs to tell the Groom he loves him to move up in the line-up