Maid of Honor
The third muskateer! For the closest look inside Harry and Leah's life together, no one compares to Colleen. There was never a dull moment living with the happy couple in Brooklyn during Covid. Some of the best memories include bike rides over Williamsburg bridge, several self-directed NYC pizza tours, spinach artichoke dip at Kent Ale House, Lightning hockey games and wine nights on the couch watching Love Island. Some of the worst memories include Harry saying "churn" 30-40 times a day on zoom working from our living room.
Bridesmaid
The queen of trash! Leebert and char char binx, an unstoppable force. Brought together by long walks across Princeton campus back to Forbes dorm and kept close by a shared love of goldfish, uno, Harry Styles, wine and general silliness. It doesn't really matter that we keep moving as far away from each other as possible (are there direct flights from London to San Diego?) because tiktoks can be sent from anywhere. Ask her anything you've ever wanted to know about garbage trucks, garbage dumps, or just garbage.
Bridesmaid
Maria and Leah - the two best dancers at Princeton...you can ask anyone. As is required by TI ("Tiger Inn") chicks, Maria is F-U-N. The ultimate yes girl, she is value add to any festival RV and an absolute ringer during the limbo challenge at trivia night (yes NYC trivia has a limbo component, one of many reasons it's always #newyorkornowhere). Honestly her instagram aesthetic is insane and no one takes better pictures of food...have to plug the gram @myulikeit throw her a follow you'll be glad you did.
Bridesmaid
Sisters! Angela officially joined the Jordan family in 2022, but has been a sister and friend long before the paperwork made it legal. She is actually the most caring and genuine person on the planet and always down for a game of Catan (sigh) or the lesser known Cheeto Or Worm (trademark pending). She brings the fun energy to any pool party or hibachi night and the bride and groom are hoping she will grace all wedding-goers with a performance of her future hit single "shoes on the feet".
Bridesmaid
Another sister! Sophie is almost as good at poking fun at Harry as Leah and is perhaps the cooler of the Doumit siblings. She refuses to play doubles tennis, especially if it requires all white attire, but is a natural(ish) on the paddleboard and most things that don't require hand-eye coordination, like running. I've even forgiven her for signing me up for the Tacoma turkey trot 5K in 2021 despite the fact it was 45 degrees and drizzling and there were several steep hills (ok maybe only half forgiven).
Officiant
Mike is is the friend who facetimes you in the middle of the workday to ask you what size flip flops the average girl wears or to show you the progress he made on his abs. He cares too much, he worries too much, he drinks too much Chipotle salad dressing, but we love him. Without Mike, it's likely there would be no Leah and Harry and he is not shy to take credit! We are so lucky to have him in our lives and can't wait to buy a house with him and Tad and all live together as one family despite Tad's objection :)
Groomsman
Danny P / Danny Roast beef / selfish Dan. Owner of a the smoothest mid-range game in Chicago. Harry and Dan have shared plenty of college and post-college shenanigans, from boating through Thailand listening to the latest Eurovision winning song with Leah, going back to get a second smashburger at a dive bar in Memphis, or witnessing a “do you know who I am?” fight at a pool in Phoenix to name a few. Harry can count on Dan more than anyone to get him ‘back in the saddle’ after any night out or to come with for a random trip to an Ole Miss game.
Groomsman
Avery and Harry make a pretty great brotherly team in basically everything except for the game Catchphrase (no hard feelings on missing the Minnesota-based company clue). The best broker in Tampa and #1 advocate for Tampa overall (with the Tampa bushwhacker recipe to prove it) has made a great host in taking Harry and Leah around the best spots in Tampa, while learning that it’s better to stick to sampling no more than two wing spots in a night.
Groomsman
Probably the most-skilled sleeper of all time (including at Safeco Field during a King Felix gem or with the Chappelle’s show on at the loudest possible volume) and Spotify Premium subscriber (not to brag). Noda is a pretty corrupt fantasy baseball commissioner but a pretty great friend (shoutout to Noda and Stephen for letting Harry sleep on the couch in Boston every weekend during the Prov years). Also thanks to Noda and Charlotte for being so cool about Harry and Leah blowing up their spot and getting married in Italy first despite having no affiliation (sorry guys).
Groomsman
Despite making a wrong choice early in his relationship with Sophie and deciding to support Arsenal, Jack mostly has his priorities straight. As Milt Doumit would say, Jack isn’t a nice guy, he’s a really nice guy (until you try to take DJ privileges away from him). Jack’s skill as a DJ allows him to seamlessly transition from Pretty Girl Rock to Lose Yourself to the Sweet Signatures (the Elon a capella group always ends up in the playlist) without missing a beat – skills that likely will be required at the bachelor party. Maybe Jack will let the groom finally get a sympathy tennis victory in Italy on the wedding weekend.
Groomsman
Fellow residents of Rat Kingdom and the Greater Boston Area, Stephen and Harry have enjoyed a variety of concerts together including Mumford and sons in Philadelphia with Leah and Maggie, Mumford and Sons in Chicago, and almost Mumford and Sons in Nashville among many others. While occasionally getting a little competitive in pick-up baskeball or over a Thers / Hawks game, most competitive tendencies end up in an escalating round of bets requiring Harry to buy a round of non-alcoholic beers for a group of strangers or Stephen to sit outside a Kroger and eat a chocolate cake with his bare hands.