Lauryn & Mike
Wedding Crew
Corinne
Maid of Honor
Well, she's Lauryn's twin...but aside from that they’ve choreographed dances for music videos, family gatherings, and even beanie babies. They’ve watched Indiana Jones and Pirates of the Caribbean more times than probably anyone else on the planet and yet with all that going on, the dynamic duo still had time to do epic family beach trips and watch every 80s movie ever made. ABILITES -Mind-bending multitasker -Once rescued Paul Hogan from a crocodile attack -Keeper of forbidden Star Wars spoilers
Anthony
Best Man
Met Lauryn and Mike in concert band. He had to sit there and try to play xylophone while the two lovebirds awkwardly flirted with each other and missed all their cues. The three of them play in a jazz band where their minds meld together to create improv so swift and saxy it breaks the spacetime continuum and causes spontaneous convulsive dancing. ABILITES -Knows every criminal in Idaho inside and out -Can play any instrument with virtuosic skill -Can eat an entire red delicious apple without vomiting
Ariana
Bridesmaid
Met Lauryn in elementary school when they were wee young lasses. She’s Lauryn’s forever dance partner, late night shenanigans ally, and second twin sister. They’ve danced on cliffs, in a barn, and on the beach late at night when just a raccoon was watching. ABILITIES -Can hack into the CIA mainframe in 6 seconds flat -Renaissance Woman -Famous Music Video Star
Colin
Best Boy
Met Mike in high school, but they became best boys for life while playing in a metal band and eventually making tons of insane movies together. On his first camping adventure with both Mike and Lauryn they flipped a raft and lost all of the beer. They may never recover from the trauma of that day. ABILITIES -Knows more about movies than Steven Spielberg -Voice of a demon (metal vocals) -Heart of an angel (is nice)
Amber
Bridesmaid
Met Lauryn in College and was mistaken for her sister. They bonded over cafeteria meal times and sobbing uncontrollably during the Lion King. Lauryn once decided to prevent a scary spider from entering their shared room by shoving a blanket under the door. When sleepy Amber tried to open said door, she was enraged at the time but now is eternally grateful to Lauryn for saving her from the spider that night. ABILITIES -Explorer of ancient ruins -Literally invincible -Can hike tall mountains without breaking a sweat. She punched a yeti once.
Bryce
Groomsman
Met Mike in like fifth grade or something when they were just wee lil whippersnappers. He joined in on the insane movie making with Colin and has been on tons of epic adventures with Mike. ABILITES -Builder of mythical beasts -Master knowledge of plant and animal life -Co-inventor of Nebraska Bike Sledding
Katie
Bridesmaid
Met Lauryn in College and helped her pass her classes by playing the Rango theme to amp her up before a test. They went to every movie they could find in theaters and to this day will not go to a movie without ordering Pad Thai first. The first time Katie met Mike they had a deep conversation about zombies and she decided he was an acceptable match for Lauryn. ABILITIES -CAN handle the truth -Shark wrangler -Mario Kart world champion
Madhan
Groomsman
Met Mike and Lauryn when Corinne brought him along to Treefort Music Festival. They shared epic adventures in Hawaii and learned how to imitate goat noises after partaking in goat yoga. He lost to Mike in an air guitar competition. ABILITIES -Pun Master -Can out-dance Hrithik Roshan -Can make it through a movie without falling asleep. He just chooses not to.
Katy
Bridesmaid
Met Lauryn in college but didn’t spend much time together until they were neighbors and took turns cooking and looking after each other’s cats. They bonded over cheese and their love of goats and kittens. They even played in a few bands together. Katy is the riff to Lauryn’s beats. ABILITIES -Silky sweet NPR ASMR OMG podcast voice -Master chef -Once played a bass line so gnarly Les Claypool changed his name to Less Claypoo
Ricardo
Groomsman
Met Mike and Lauryn in college. Throughout the years they've played in like 37 bands together. Ricardo is better than Mike at guitar. ABILITIES -Face-melting guitar skills -Ear-melting podcast production skills -Heart-melting compliment skills
Chelsea
Bridesmaid
She's Lauryn’s friend due to family requirement - their grandmas were besties and their parents are longtime friends who arranged a family trip to Idaho so they could meet and hit it off. Well, the prophecy of eternal friendship was fulfilled. They have music videos, footage of an epic stage swordfight and multiple llama video threads to prove it. Also, Mike and Chelsea's dog Sunny are BFFs. ABILITIES -Master party planner -Nursing skills so good they make Florence Nightingale's ghost want to haunt her -Expert in stage combat
Quinn
Groomsman
Met Mike in college where they studied (partied) together and held epic jam sessions. They bonded over Beeramids and (allegedly) finding their way onto C of I roofs. ABILITIES -Can out-ski an avalanche -Master drone pilot -Can sing the brown note
Becky
Bridesmaid
Met Lauryn in college and became quick friends since Lauryn was also at every single gig Mike and Anthony played. Whether it’s a Treefort concert, a Red Light Variety Show, or a random 80s party where an old guy dances on the table, Lauryn and Becky always enjoy the music and the antics. She is also Loki and Johnny’s official auntie. ABILITIES -Never loses an argument (even if she's wrong) -Mary Berry is jealous of her baking skills -Artistic genius
Loki and Johnny
Ring Bearers
Johnny showed up in Mike's lawn one day and decided that it seemed like a nice place to stay. Loki met Lauryn at the humane society and clung to Lauryn's shoulder and yowled in her face until she adopted him. Now they're best buds. ABILITIES -Sleeping -Scratching -Snuggling -Sleeping