Best Man
Bio: Funniest person I know. Cares deeply about others. 90% chance he's driving around rn (hide your kids). Fun Fact: Kevin didn't speak until he was ~4 years old (because I was his spokesperson). Relationship Status: Seeking a Ford Raptor (and perhaps a wife).
Maid of Honor
Bio: Most likely to change the world. The only person verifiably sassier than Lauren. Fun Fact: Allie is an avid book girl and author. Lauren is banned from borrowing books after too many dog-ears. Relationship status: Seeking nerd with top notch banter.
Groomsman
Bio: Most intentional person I know. Proud Oklahoman (ranked #49 in education). Recently became a fan of sushi (thanks to Chris). Fun Fact: Before becoming a physician, Landon managed a Biscotti Factory. Relationship Status: Seeking a pediatrician who likes scuba diving.
Bridesmaid
Bio: Lauren's "twin" cousin, and 1/2 Baylor Bears. Always laughing, and sees the beauty and good in the world like no other. Fun Fact: Emma just finished two years teaching high school in France (living her best princess life). Relationship status: Seeking disney-prince-like guy
Groomsman
Bio: Most kind person I know. Proud Nebraskan (Runza!). Giver of great advice. Fun Fact: Michael's ideal date night is drinking wine and debating transubstantiation vs. consubstantiation. Relationship Status: Married
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most creative and resilient person I know. Master empathizer, animal lover, and connoisseur of inappropriate humor. Fun fact: Sav loves art and medicine, and leads a body-painting initiative at USC. Relationship status: Taken
Groomsman
Bio: Most charming person I know. Nebraskan who belongs in Newport Beach. Future plastic surgeon (but not on me!). Fun Fact: I nominated Thomas for "Most Improved Member" of our fraternity (he won by a landslide). Relationship Status: Single (hide your wife)
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most adventurous person I know. World explorer, spontaneity queen, and master of self-reflection. Fun fact: Meg once moved to Argentina for a summer without booking housing in advance. It gave Lauren... major anxiety. Relationship status: Seeking crazy adventure buddy.
Groomsman
Bio: Most competitive person I know (besides John Crump). Incredible heart. Loves watching Planet Earth. Fun Fact: I spent half of college swiffering Logan's hair (IDK how you do it, Chandler). Relationship Status: Married
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most self-sacrificing person I know. Best of TCU, Bain client favorite, in her Oxford era. Fun Fact: The only person I know who has actually picked up hitch-hikers (classic Arkansas). Relationship Status: Seeking Oxford theologian.
Groomsman
Bio: Most affable person I know. Decent skier. Will buy your HVAC company for 10x EBITDA. Fun Fact: Ben and I spent senior year cramming for finance exams at 2AM (Look, Lauren is the better student). Relationship Status: Seeking a woman (that's literally it)
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most encouraging person I know. When not advising on a PE deal (partner favorite) or hot girl walking, she’s celebrating someone. Fun Fact: Mack set up a welcome to Dallas dinner for Lauren before they’d even met. Relationship Status: Deciding between North-easterner and Texan (input welcome).
Groomsman
Bio: Most entrepreneurial person I know. PV Dad. Co-Founders of Humans of PVHS (still going strong). Fun Fact: Dilan produces content for brands such as Mercedes-Benz, Corona, Cutwater and Dwane 'The Rock' Johnson (and Chris 'The Short King' Crump). Relationship Status: Seeking a wife who can also double as a creative director.
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most exciting person I know. World class storyteller, master encourager of others, passionate about everything she does. Fun Fact: Lane’s skin is, somehow, 100% natural. Chris and Lauren have tried to emulate it, very unsuccessfully. Relationship Status: Taken by NYC bachelor one week into 'single girl era' (shocker). Rom com rights pending.
Groomsman
Bio: Most chill person I know (and the most attractive Feitzinger—sorry Lauren!) Fun Fact: While most of us work with computers, Ryan enjoys working with mice and pipettes at a Stanford lab. Relationship Status: Taken
Bridesmaid
Bio: Most fun person I know (and 2nd Baylor Bear). High school “twin” / varsity volleyball bench partner. Responsible for our love of country music. Fun Fact: Master of the Austin bar scene - can definitely get you free drinks. Also at recruiter at Bain! Relationship Status: Taken by very Texan guy.
Groomsman
Bio: Most mature teenager I know. Wicked funny. Stellar athlete. Fun Fact: I polluted Nicholas and now he has a dry, mildly conservative sense of humor (sorry Ed & Kristin!) Relationship Status: Chill, he's still a minor for another few months.
Officiant
An expert in Bible verses (and also South Bay real estate). Somehow managed to pastor Chris and Lauren through high school.
Usher
Bio: College roommate for 3 years. Native Alaskan. Future periodontist. Fun Fact: Before his fight against Enamel Cruelty, Harrison taught swim lessons. Relationship Status: Taken
Usher
Bio: Absolutely hilarious. Startup bro. Will probably get canceled (and then become Senator). Fun Fact: Collin has a nice house, a sweet truck, a stable job, and a black lab. Someone please date him. Relationship Status: Seeking a woman who likes hunting elk and EBITDA.
Usher
Bio: Incredibly solid human. Lauren's Bain mentor. Mountaineer that somehow got stuck in Texas. Fun Fact: Aidan, Cooper and I lobbied TCU to install an outdoor basketball court (still waiting for approval from the Committee). Relationship Status: Married
Usher
Bio: All-American and all-around good human. Nomad. Professor of humor (and American politics). Fun Fact: On multiple occasions, Ryan has flown to my house (multiple states away) and knocked on my door to surprise me. Relationship Status: Seeking a woman who is down to live in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Usher
Bio: "Big brother" in Beta. Rocket scientist. Mountain yak. Fun Fact: During our 'free day in Oslo' on a TCU Chancellor's Scholars Trip, Cooper bent the rules and organized a 24-hr excursion to the Norwegian Fjords (to the chagrin of the chaperones). Relationship Status: Married
Usher
Bio: Very thick skin. Kind to everyone. Future doctor. Fun Fact: During senior year, a visitor from Nebraska pooped on Michael's bed + carpet (Nebraska is a very primitive state). Relationship Status: Taken