Bridesman
Friend of the Bride. Met on tour with Guys & Dolls. Through countless bus rides, grumpy mornings, and numerous moves trudging IKEA furniture through Manhattan, Colin has still managed to like Lauren. That's true friendship.
Best Man
Brother of the Groom. No memory of actually meeting. Definitely look nothing alike. Limited experience in throwing parties. No charisma to speak of.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met when they were itty bitty. The 'Teeny' in their Now & Then Trio, Sara has given Lauren a taste of southern charm and knows how to throw a good party. She's got the decades old mall Glamour Shots to prove it.
Groomsman
Hetero life mate. Befriended Dru for his car. Dabbles in Krav Maga. #1 seed in burger consumption. #2 seed in the Goldman games. Not interesting or successful at all.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met way before puberty. "Roberta" to her "Chrissy" from Now & Then, the only time Lauren ever snuck out in the middle of the night was under the direction of Kristen. KK makes her laugh and is always up for an adventure.
Groomsman
The Candy Machine. []D[][]\/[][]D -HOORAY! Writer of feel-good songs. Master of Puppets. There is nothing bad to say about Harrison.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met freshman year at Penn State. Give her a burger and a beer, and a good dancin' beat and she is in her element. She's a protector and a supporter and Lauren loves her very much.
Groomsman
College roommate. Mostly invited for his wife. Owner of a cute baby. Terrible at Halo. Not even a little bit hard-working.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met Freshman year, Penn State. Gina was Lauren's first roommate when they moved to NYC together, and continues to make her laugh like this picture. She's got style and is always up for a girls night. With Ice Cream.
Groomsman
Cousin of the groom. Famed hair stylist. Fantasy football punishment dodger. Popularized the Surfer On Acid shot. Made no good life decisions.
Bridesman
Friend of the Bride. Met Freshman year at Penn State. Known for his famous Easter Brunches, early exits, and interactive trivia (Good Answer, Good Answer!) They once took a 24 hour trip to Mexico City. He is a forever friend.
Groomsman
College Roommate. Lovable Slytherin. Very subtle. Very quiet. Often shy. He's Jewish now... Tani. Ask about his world famous "sad stripper" routine.
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met Freshman year at Penn State. Alongside her nomadic tendencies, Morgan has always prioritized the hearts of her friends. She is a soul sister, (A MSW!), and it's guaranteed her presence at this wedding will lead to a good story.
Groomswoman
College roommate. Winner of midwest magazine's wedding of the year. Picky eater. Hates theatre. Rambunctious. Aggressive. No sense of humor or charm.
Bridesman
Friend of the Bride. Met in the Musical Theatre Program at Penn State. Played Husband and Wife in a Junior year musical, and have been friends ever since. Leggi is Lauren's built in dinner-and-a-show date.
Groomsman
Fellow diner on the platter of music. Probably wrote code to get here. No sense of humor or self-discipline. Most likely to go to bed before the after party. Wait, how do you know each other?
Bridesmaid
Friend of the Bride. Met cleaning shoes at Soul Cycle. She was Lauren's roommate on tour with Guys & Dolls, so she was able to watch the couple's love story unfold. This gal sends light wherever she goes and Lauren will be by her side for life.
Groomsman
Roommate in 15+ different cities. Known for walking like a man. Still needs lessons in Rocket League. Future z-pack prescription writer. Keep away from the Fourloko.