Maid of Honor
While we know that technically she is a “matron of honor,” we have both agreed to keep her as maid of honor because matron sounds terrible. Voted most likely to take over the role of wedding planner and/or redo table decorations. Will be dressed in a strikingly different colors than the bride, because sometimes her husband or the groom with confuse them for each other especially from behind.
Bridesmaid
Voted most likely to bring a whole suitcase full of crafting supplies, “just in case.” Was bribed with chocolate and rosé to ensure her attendance.
Bridesmaid
Besties and previous roommates with the bride. Fashion icon and most genuine and up-beat soul on the planet. Voted most likely to train her dog to carry a pillow and act as a ring bearer, if we didn't select Audrey first!
Mother of the Bride
Mama bear, and vision of future Krysti. As mother and daughter, we are too scary similar already. Voted most likely to crack herself up at her own jokes. There’s no one else the bride would rather become as life goes on.
Father of the Bride
Would not walk the bride down the aisle if Mike had asked him to be the best man. Couldn’t ask for a better partner for his daughter. Voted most likely to go all “Father of the Bride” status on everyone if he’s not given a specific job (check out his wine tasting station at the reception).
Boss Babe
Kara and the bride have been friends for years, even while Althea was a new born with colic and through the "terrible two's." Kara's function is simple... she is the boss of the bride on the weekend. And the flower girl wrangler. She has been voted most likely to have to remind the bride to "get it together!"
Flower Girl
One of the brides favorite people on the planet, Althea is a very important part of Krysti's life. Althea's mom, Kara, and Krysti have been close since Althea was born. Althea has been voted most likely to crack everyone up as she graces guests with her presence. She lost her absolute mind when the bride asked her to be the flower girl.
Ring Bearer
Mike's cousin, bringing joy and sass to all things! Usually has a better fashion sense than the bride does. Voted most likely to whoop your butt in a game of basketball, hands down.
Best Man
Long time co-worker of Mike and Krysti. Voted most likely to re-organize condiments by alphabetical, and then re-organize by categorical because that makes more sense for his brand of OCD. Will be using excel to organize plans for bachelor party, between fielding phone calls.
Groomsman
Krysti's brother and partner in crime to both the groom and bride. Voted most likely to recruit random strangers and street performers for miscellaneous wedding day activities. Known far and wide for his epic "Wills Tales." Prime reason we have such a great engagement story.
Groomsman
Long time close friend of Mike's. Known as the mayor of Charleston, and always provides the best recommendations for the couples trips to South Carolina. Voted most likely to give tours of the area, and show guests the hidden gems.
Mother of the Groom
Debra is the kindest and most considerate person you will ever meet. As the mother of the groom she is excited for the next phase of her sons life. Voted most likely to charm everyone senseless with her southern flair.