Maid of Honor
Best Friend. Soul Sister. Person Margie is most likely to leave Kyle for. After 23 years of friendship she will still be 15 minutes early to any event, while Margie is, at least, 15 minutes late.
Best Man
From the Little League field to now, this day couldn't go on without him. Will 100% end the night wanting White Castle and will complain that there isn't one in the Dominican Republic. If you're looking to talk sports or gambling, find someone else because this guy isn't good at either.
Matron of Honor
Big Sister of the Bride. Her Biggest Fan. The most emotional person in the room. Probably crying right now, honestly. Could be from thinking about this wedding, a cute puppy, Grey's Anatomy, the possibilities are endless.
Groomsman
The little brother. He may be a better handyman and better at gaming (with the exception of Mario Kart), but after 30+ years of being his roommate, he still needs someone to clean up after him.
Bridesmaid
Kindergarten Bestie. Bernie's Roommate. The Wild One. Will show anybody up on the dance floor. Has met Dierks Bentley twice. <---Her greatest accomplishment (Besides her daughter, Cady, of course.)
Groomsman
The bourbon/whiskey connoisseur of the group... so if you prefer the darker liquors that burn and make you question if you need anger management, he's your guy. Just know when he starts to cross his arms, it's his bedtime.
Bridesmaid
Middle School Bestie turned Concert Buddy. Margie's New Year's Eve date until she became Mrs. Hot Chicken. Has been personally victimized by Country Thunder & survived.
Groomsman
If you need a personal trainer, he's your man. One of the easiest going guys you'll ever meet, and probably the only person that spends more time at the gym other than Kyle... but only because he works there.
Bridesmaid
College Bestie. DIY Queen. The most helpful person you will ever meet. Always there to talk things out or help in any way. Most likely to call dibs on the couch at a sleepover.
Groomsman
Growing up no one ever knew he was Kyle's cousin, but they were inseparable. Since he spent his childhood terrorizing friends and the neighborhood, it's only fitting he was blessed with four mini humans to terrorize him back.
Bridesmaid
Unofficial Little Sister. Called Big Momma even though she is the tiniest person in the room most of the time. Secretly obsessed with karaoke and always ready to have a good time.
Groomsman
Over a decade of laughs and beers. A big ol' teddy bear with an even bigger heart. He'll be the one trying to get you absolutely smashed at the wedding. Voted most likely to have a good time.
Bridesmaid
Elementary School Best Friend. The person you go to for all of life's problems. Will quote Little Nicky with you. Most likely to roast you by the end of the night.
Officiant
Mr. Hot Chicken. The happiest person you will ever meet and the one always willing to lend a helping hand. His smile will never be bigger than after a good hunting trip.
Honor Attendant
Big Brother of the Bride. Loyal to his core, can throw down in the kitchen, and has some of the craziest stories. Weaknesses: Zel's Chili Cheese Beef.
Master of Ceremonies
Hated Margie in 7th Grade, Best Friends in 8th Grade, and by each other's side every step of the way since. Always in for a beer and a good drinking game.