Matron of Honor
Knows how to handle tools.
Best Man
Once took a 7 hour uber from Denver to Texas.
Matron of Honor
Will be asked to diagnose why you're not dancing.
Best Man
Consults daily with the groom on which color BYLT outfit to wear
Bridesmaid of Honor
Miss Spaghetti Fingers - Tall, shy, and quiet.
Groomsman
The creature in the wild still searching for his rose.
Bridesmaid
Can lasso a hog a mile away with her eyes closed.
Groomsman
Don’t wake the White Tiger…
Bridesmaid
Most likely to fall during her entrance.
Groomsman
It's just freakin Steve...
Bridesmaid
Her baby got back
Groomsman
The chirpiest bird
Bridesmaid
Her moves will surprise you more than Jizzle's little hips.
Bridesman / Groomsman
Will manage to rip his pants.
Groomsman
The reason why Austen will rip his pants
Bridesman / Groomsman
The short even tempered friend
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer
Ring Bearer