Wedding Party
Catie Brandt
Maid of Honor
From diapers to late night giggle fest sleepovers and numerous dance routines no one will ever see, Catie B. has been there every step of the way. Less than a year apart in age, she's been more than a cousin, she's the sister Tina never had, with all the shenanigans to prove it. Every milestone in Tina's life? Catie's there. Parties at grandma's house, going to the same high school, going to college 45 minutes away, being housemates together, and now embarking on the next exciting chapters. It's been an incredible journey. She's there when you need her with a laugh or a shoulder to lean on, and is always down to hatch a plan. Getting ready to take over the world? Wouldn't do it without Catie.
Chris Magalee
Designated Hero
Some heroes wear capes. Chris shows up with a grin, a plan, and just enough charm to convince the universe it was all supposed to happen that way. From securing questionable basements for parties to undertaking late-night rescue missions (both social and emotional), he's the man who shows up - no matter what. It was his steady hand and effortless charisma that put Tina and Scott in each other’s orbit, and his unshakable loyalty that's kept the chaos manageable ever since. He's the friend who stands by you after the storm, the voice that makes everyone feel like they belong, and the co-inspiration of the greatest emo song that never was: _"Taco Bell and Car Crashes."_ Some people have friends. Scott has Chris, the Designated Hero.
Danielle Weill
Bridesmaid
Chaos incarnate, Danielle brings the fun. If there's a "you-had-to-be-there" or "you won't believe this" story involved, you know Danielle is there. Through the years she has been a constant inspiration for both her positive attitude and her work ethic. Just ask her how many jobs she's juggling, oh, while working on her bad-ass Ph.D! You know everything's alright when Dr. D is in the house. She's also the grounded voice of reason when life gets a little rocky. From couch confessions to random texts, she's there to listen, tell you the hard truths, and motivate you to take the next step. The ying and the yang. Proof that good things come in small packages.
Paula Bohan
Healer of Hearts and Havoc
If there were a picture beside “guardian angel” in the dictionary, it would be Paula, probably mid-rescue, hair flawless despite the chaos. A paramedic of unmatched skill and compassion, she saves lives by day and, according to unconfirmed reports, serves on covert international assignments by night (we’re not saying CIA, but we’re not saying she’s not). And though the world knows her as a force of pure good, few are aware of her secret gift, a piano virtuoso whose melodies have graced the ears of only the most trusted confidants. Brilliant, brave, and effortlessly radiant, Paula doesn’t just light up a room, she outshines the sun and leaves dawn feeling underdressed.
Laura Welch
Bridesmaid
Not one for the spotlight, but always deserving of it, Laura is the person you go to when you need things to get done. Queens of Crafting and Cookies, she's exudes creativity and it's always inspiring to see the fun things she creates. Since she was little, Tina's cousin could be found decorating cookies during Brandt holidays or making things pretty. You want a yummy treat? Go to Laura. You need a customized shirt or sign? Go to Laura. Oh, and can we talk about dedication? This "soccer mom" is Rhode Island FC's number one fan. Incredibly kind and your loudest cheerleader, Laura's the bright ray of sunshine in your day and the frosting on your cupcake.
Mehrdad Mohtarami
Luminary of Rhythm and Reckoning
They say passion is contagious and if that’s true, then Mehrdad is patient zero. Equal parts philosopher, healer, and festival demigod, he radiates a kind of energy that can turn a dull night into legend. A former medical scholar turned paramedic by the dangerous influence of one Scott (allegedly), Mehrdad traded lecture halls for flashing lights and midnight sirens — and never looked back. Whether he’s saving lives, chasing horizons, or dancing under laser-lit skies at the House of Yes, his heart leads the way. Brilliant, generous, and utterly unstoppable, Mehrdad doesn’t follow the rhythm; he is the rhythm.
Katie Jannazzo
Bridesmaid
Elegance and grace, and not a afraid to shake it with a turkey leg in each hand, Katie is the epitome of class, confidence and fun. There may be many C/Katies out there, but she'll always be Katie #1. When the going gets tough, Katie's got it covered. Whether wearing a crown or Minnie ears, she's led the way with a gentle command that's been a constant throughout the years. Through life's ups and downs, her calm presence and advice never goes unnoticed, or unappreciated. Don't think she's all business though. She's been known to throw down with the best of them. There's a reason she's #1.
Ben Raj
Gentleman Operative
Beneath the smooth, chiseled exterior of a mogul lies the mind of a tactician, the patience of a monk, and the resourcefulness of a man who definitely knows things. By day, Ben channels the focus of Bobby Axelrod. Precise, analytical, and wise beyond measure. By night, he slips into the role of a modern James Bond: tailored, composed, and just mysterious enough to make you wonder who’s really in charge. Whether dispensing sage advice or hypothetically facilitating the discreet relocation of… evidence, Ben is the man you call when you need calm amid chaos and someone who’s already got the shovel, gloves, and plastic wrap.
George Brandt
Bridesman
Brother from the same mother, George and Tina go way back. Like, all the way back. After three blissful years as an only child, that all came crashing to a halt when George arrived. And Tina wouldn't have it any other way. Through the arguments and inability to agree on just how he got his stitches comes countless incredible memories that just wouldn't be the same without him. Need a laugh? George has a story for you. Get laid off once... or twice? He's there with a hug and a round of retro video games. He may mess with you, a lot, but if someone else steps in, look out. He's got your back. As the beloved Belcher family says, "Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right."
Jack
Ring Bearer
Michael Brandt
Bridesman
The final piece of the Brandt children triumvirate, Michael rounds out this wacky trio with a combination of creativity and quiet wisdom. That wisdom will come when you've defied death multiple times and are just a few hole punches away from getting a prize on your frequent hospital patient card. Seriously, why is it always Michael? Never one to follow the crowd, he proudly walks his own path, being nothing but himself. A colorful-haired nerd. From trips across PA to see a voice actor from the Animaniacs to spending way to much money to watch voice actors play DND on stage, he's Tina's travel buddy for all things nerdy. Never change, little bro.