Wedding Party

Megan Carter

Maid of Honor

Leo Bach

Best Man

Colton's Irish twin and little brother. Accomplished programmer and fun-gineer. Engineering Exec at Machine Saver. Ask him about Universal Basic Income. "I'm in a glass case of emotion"

Monica Droz

Maid of Honor

Luke Bach

Best Man

Colton's youngest brother and best FIFA player of the three boys. Has a sweet jump shot and builds computers. Also in management at Machine Saver. Ask him anything about the Astros. "They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time."

Shelby Coke

Bridesmaid

James Hazzard

Groomsman

Colton's high school buddy he met in college. Owns a lego version of James Harden. Wears a suit to work and designs software. Ask him what he won a Texas State Championship in. "It's so hot. Milk was a bad choice."

Kara Waukau

Bridesmaid

Colin Day

Groomsman

Strake Jesuit buddy, Naval Academy Graduate and Navy Officer. Became lifelong friends with Colton when he was mistaken for a middle-schooler while lighting fireworks in Colton's front yard at midnight. Ask him what a JTAC is. "Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand."

Kaitlyn Owens

Bridesmaid

Taylor Troxtell

Groomsman

Corps Buddy and Retired Army Officer. Met Colton in Galveston before transferring up to College Station and convincing Colton to join B-2 in the Corps of Cadets at Texas A&M. Expert in all things sports and bitcoin. Ask him about the time he went to Alabama in college. For that matter, also ask about New Orleans freshman year. "Stop calling your arms guns."

Madi McKinney

Bridesmaid

Brandon Barnes

Groomsman

High School Buddy. Attorney at law and runner up flower girl. Ask him about the game that he invented that is the fastest growing sport in America. Bucket Ball. "I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man, I'd punch you. Punch you right in the mouth. That's bush. Bush league."

Veronica Owens

Bridesmaid

Nick Milazzo

Groomsman

Strake Buddy of Colton's. Accomplished attorney with an impressive Pepsi can. Former ATO and Lax Star. Ask him who he voted for. "Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era."

Hannah Bach

Bridesmaid

Baine Herrera

Groomsman

Strake Jesuit friend and currently in medical school at University of Texas Rio Grande Valley. Also a former ATO and Lax Star. Ask him what kind of doctor he is going to be and why he picked that particular practice. "You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."

Haley Murphy

Bridesmaid

Brandon Tullos

Groomsman

High School buddy of Colton. Despite having short hair, he teaches and coaches 6th grade, renovates houses and dabbles in real-estate as a side hobby. Ask him about his wood working skills or Betsy DeVos. "I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago."

Sami Murphy

Bridesmaid

Kevin Ogden

Groomsman

Colton's first friend. They met when they were 5 years old. Kevin works in oil and gas and gets to wear an Astronaut suit to work. Ask him who his fantasy sleepers are next year. "There's nothing here to see, it's just an illusion, don't act like your not impressed."

Tyler Valentine

Groomsman

Texas A&M Corps buddy and US Army Officer. Like Colton, he played Quarterback for his high school football team. Ask him about flying Apache Helicopters for the US Army.