Father of the Bride
CPR card expired as of early 1986
Father of the Groom
Declined to disclose golf handicap
Mother of the Bride
HBIC
Mother of the Groom
OG Mrs. Falls
Sister of Honor
Silently correcting your grammar
Bro of Groom
Requested (denied) a walk-out song
Sister of Sarcasm
Funniest Castaneda sibling by unanimous vote*
Bro of Groom
Requested chicken fingers
Bro of Bride
*abstained rather than vote for Lauren
Man of Few Smiles
No relation to Princess Diana
Maid of Steel
Iowa City Four Square Champion 2021-2022
Bridal Understudy
In case of emergency, apply lip gloss and veil
Maid of Horticulture
Oliver's Godmother
MOM (Man of Margaret)
Flower Girl Alternate
Maid of Truth
Knows what your organs look like
Officiant
Reverend Mother & OT III
Emotional Support Man
Inventor of the "friendship timeout"
Emotional Support Man
Has encyclopedic knowledge of Vine