
We both love dogs, anime, molecular biology, lazy Sundays, and are in it for each other's money.

Kevin telling Claire how much he loved Madame Webb.

Oliver Falls was born on Dec. 5-ish, 2020.

Brainstorming our future children’s names: Victoria, Niagara, Gravity, Iguazu.

When asked why he loves Claire, the groom says he has never met a woman so "fiscally irresponsible, emotionally unstable, and morally ambiguous with the same taste in rap music”

When asked why she loves Kevin, the bride says she has always wanted a man who is willing to spare the life of a banana spider.

Calling Kevin’s bluff that he would catch me (he did)

Annual JCPenny photo shoots have become a staple of the relationship.

Workshopping a “dip” and throwing out my back