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June 23, 2018
Bryant, IN
#KreinersKeepers

Stephen and Kinsey

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Kinsey

Fennig

and

Stephen

Kreiner

#KreinersKeepers

June 23, 2018

Bryant, IN

How it All Began

The real story

Kinsey used to milk carrots bi-weekly for the Haitian charity, Baby Carrot Collective. Stephen met her on a dig. He has always loved carrots and tried to steal hers in-transit, but she was too scrappy for him to get away cleanly, so he got arrested. She pointed him out in a lineup at the police station, stating, “The cute one with the semi-decent nose next to my mailmaid.” The important thing here is that there were no glass walls for lineups in this particular Haitian police station, so Stephen heard everything. It was Love. As soon as bail was posted by an unknown benefactor, three weeks later, they ran away to Los Angeles (and drove away, and boated away, and flew away) to start anew. Now Kinsey is pursuing nannying when she has time, but spends her days mostly fulfilling obligations in Hollywood, acting in major roles for film and television sequels. Stephen is the world’s first, foremost, and last, musician-philosopher, hiking places and singing in his own musical keys/scales, which he invented (StephensKey®️). They love each other in-spite of each other, or so they tell each other and the world, and mean it. They plan to hire 7 child actors to play their children for the next twenty years, so they can stay in Boyle Heights forever, and live happily ever after. To hear the actual real story, call Luke Salewski at 818-233-7089

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