Wedding Party
Kim
Bride
🍹 The Poolside Martha Stewart (But Funnier) She loves her Labradors like children, her margaritas with extra salt waist deep in a pool, and her shopping carts dangerously full. Her laugh will fill up the entire room. You’ll find her hunting one weekend, crafting something Pinterest-worthy the next, and planning her next travel adventure in between. She can cook, decorate, organize, and host — all while keeping one eye on the dogs and one hand on a frozen drink. If multitasking were an Olympic sport, she’d medal. If loving her people fiercely were a job, she’d be CEO.
Ben
Groom
🍻 The Shirtless Southern Gentleman He’s hardworking, humble, and happiest outdoors — preferably shirtless and holding a cold one. He can talk farming, football, and horsepower with equal passion. He considers Saturdays sacred if the Aggies are playing, its hunting season, or engines are revving somewhere in America. He works hard in the cotton fields, comes home dusty but dependable, and somehow still looks like he stepped out of a country music video. A wonderful dog dad, loyal friend, and the kind of man who would give you the last cold Natural Light without hesitation. He’s kind to everyone he meets, devastatingly handsome without trying, and the kind of man who will always make sure you’re taken care of first. Strong hands. Soft heart. Slightly sunburned shoulders.
Maggie
Maid of Honor
🖤 The Distinguished Maid of Honor Meet our Maid of Honor: a black lab of elegance, grace, and very strong snack-based values. She is the best dressed member of the bridal party (her coat? naturally flawless), sweet as can be, and slightly shy unless treats are involved. Docile, loyal, and emotionally supportive without ever asking for attention, she has agreed to walk down the aisle — strictly in exchange for snacks. Love may be unconditional, but her cooperation is not
Henry
Best Man
🐕 The Best Man With Main Character Energy Meet the Best Man: sharply dressed, impossibly handsome, and absolutely convinced this is his wedding. He thrives in the spotlight, will position himself directly in front of any camera, and has been known to bark at tall men (we assume it’s intimidation tactics). He may also attempt to steal the bride — purely out of loyalty, obviously. He has graciously agreed to escort the groom down the aisle and will do so with enthusiasm… possibly by dragging him there at full speed.