Best Gal
Isobel has known Kerri was her other half since the summer before Sophomore year of high school when she made probably 30 lame jokes in a row and Kerri laughed at every one of them. It wasn't long before she became obsessed with keeping Kerri in her life forever. Though Kerri is the Bruce Wayne to her Batman, Isobel begrudgingly adores H and couldn't be happier for the himbo her best friend chose and their life together.
Best Woman
Hello to my unwitting audience, my name is Elaine. To know me personally - I work in software development, I enjoy movies, art, fitness, video games, cooking, cats, kbbq, and guitar. I would consider myself an ambi-vert and for those keeping track I’m also a Cancer. To add to that, I am also very stubbornly anti-superstition. I don’t believe in ghosts, but will listen to, entertain, and be afraid of ghost stories. Hank and I stumbled upon each other the first day of AP humanities in 2013(14?) and have been inseparable since. We grew up together, and I consider him part of my family. He’s thankfully allowed me to stick around all this time and eventually meeting Kiki - I do not exaggerate as one of the most phenomenal person I’ve met. It is such a privilege to know the two of them. And even more-so to see them build their lives together.
Best Gal
Hi I’m Lauren! I met Kerri at Cardinal O’Hara (in Ms Cratin’s favorite art class) and despite all her efforts she cannot shake me. I’m so excited for Kerri and H to start this journey and I’m thrilled to be a part of it! I’m a night shift nurse, which means I’m chronically exhausted and have a bit of a weird sense of humor. I’ll try to skip the medical talk during the dinner course. I like reading and writing and crafts of all kinds. Kerri and I met in an art class, and art is still something I’m passionate about to this day. I’m super envious of Kerri’s bead collection and storage system, as well as H’s quilting ability. But it’s totally cool, I’ll definitely maybe probably get over it 🥲 I’m immensely excited for the happy couple, and I cannot wait to see what adventures Kerri and H go on next!
Best Man
Hi, I’m Lee! I met H in high school in 2014, eating lunch on the ground outside the art room with all the other weird kids. With Elaine, we formed a triple threat alliance, and the east coast of south Florida is lucky to still be around after the nonsense we got up to. H is an incredibly dear friend to me, and it is a gift to be part of his life. From the first time he told me about Kerri, I was looking forward to this day. He has grown so much with such a kind, fun, and supportive partner, and I can’t wait to see what comes next for both of them and their 3 beautiful rats. Right now, I work as a case manager, and I’m also an artist. I live in Minneapolis with my partner Parker and our 6 rat army. H will always be my most chaotic friend. I still don’t know his next move.
Bridesmaid
My name is Gillian and I am Kerri’s cousin. I still live in PA where I am a teacher. I have had the absolute pleasure of knowing Kerri my whole life and I’m so excited to see her get married! I want to thank her and H for having me be apart of their special day.
Bridesmaid
Hi I’m Erica! I am Kerri’s cousin and am so excited to be part of the wedding party! When I’m not spending all of my time at concerts or on twitter, I work at a daycare. Working with toddlers turns out to be one of my favorite things. I am a lover of cartoons, music, video games, and hanging out with my friends. If I’m not at home you can find me at my girlfriend’s house. I also love photography and videography. Maybe one day I’ll do it professionally, but for now it’s just something I do for fun.
Bridesmaid
Hi! I'm Alice. I've known the bride and groom for years as part of an extended surveillance program on invasive species and their relationships on florida wildlife. In between surveying them I like attending concerts of anime girls, playing an Annoying amount of Rhythm Games, and stripping the insulation out of my neighbor's walls (as a snack).
Groomsman
My parlor officer says I'm allow to be here, on the internet. Even said I could go to the wedding too. It's for H and Kiki (but you probably already know that, this is the wedding website after all). Anyway, I meet H at the BL Wild West fan fiction club at FAU. Most people called it foam fighting(nerd stuff). it was a cover up. I meet Kiki at the Battle of Helm's Deep. She used her "wizard powers" to stave off Saruman's armies by caving in uruk-hai faces with a brick. It was pretty sick
Groomsman
Hello there! My name's is Indigo but I also go by Dio. I'm born and raised in broward county Florida. Kiki and H have been there for me in my greatest times of need and I'm honored to be part of this wedding. I work at trader joes in boca raton. In my free time I am a digital artist, I also enjoy riding my motorcycle, exploring Florida, and cuddling with my three cats, Bugs, Goblin, and Cricket.
Groomswoman
Fall of 2018 is when I meet the trio of raccoons in a trench coat that calls itself H. I sheepishly introduced myself as Eden. He then showed me his bee collection and we have been brother and sister since. We failed that Chemistry lab 2 hand in hand (It was my fault), but I am happy to say that it was very worth it. I am honored to be a part of this incredible part of his life. Kiki is truly wonderful and very patient with H and I group of awful DnD actors. However Kiki, my wallet and mind cannot take another addiction, especially not to the funny rat men on ice.