Maid of Honor
The bride's best friend since bangs and pimples, she is a horrible singer, knows her eighty's dance moves like a pro, and has been through thick and thin with the bride for the past ten years. The groom should probably feel threatened by her.
Best Man
The groom's twin brother for twenty-nine years, he took all the groom's height genes and his handyman skills at a young age and left the groom to fend for himself. On the bright side, he is always there for a great conversation and a good time.
Bridesmaid
The bride's younger sister by four years, she has a history of stealing the bride's clothes and having a sassy attitude. She is making up for it by baking the wedding cake.
Groomsman
The groom's older brother by six months, he is a lumberjack by trade and sports the best beard in the wedding party. Rumor has it he is a lady killer.
Bridesmaid
The bride's youngest sister by sixteen years, she steals everyone's heart and still thinks she can kidnap the groom away.
Groomsman
The baby brother, he has been bullied by the groom for the past twenty-five years. He can be found by the bar at the reception if you want to talk about puppies.
Bridesmaid
As roommates during their first year of college, she and the bride have gotten themselves into plenty of trouble and they plan on doing so until they are very old ladies.
Groomsman
The groom's sophomore roommate and fraternity brother, his childhood dream is to emulate Manny Pacquiao. He is also really good at burpees.
Bridesmaid
She met the bride during their last year in college and although she's a tough nut to crack, she laughs at the grooms jokes and has been the best third wheel.
Groomsman
He played football with the groom in college and sports the second best beard in the wedding party. He is going to give a killer speech (no pressure).