Bride
The brown one.
Groom
The white one.
Matron of Honor
Queen of sass. Fiercest defender. Talented genius. Wit like a steel trap. A haven of rest. Probably has the most blackmail on me since the 6th grade.
Best Man
Rock god. Role model. Has a baby. Codename: Ming the Merciless Strengths: Creative, good teeth Weaknesses: Too generous, unilingual
Maid of Honor
Dopest human alive. Incredible artist. Selfless and honest. Keeper of fun. A true friend through the good and bad. Resident expert of the “Irish exit.”
Best Man
Great eyelashes. Even greater brother. Always a boon to be around. Codename: Pork Chop Strengths: Strong Weaknesses: Unknown
Bridesmaid
A literal ray of sunshine. Purest of hearts. The kindest and most gentle of spirits. A true gem. Most definitely has our last names in her phone as “Schmoe” instead of “Staaf.”
Groomsman
Hilarious teacher. Brilliant comrade. Codename: The Tempered Enchantress Strengths: Singing, fashion Weaknesses: Bit of a perfectionist, juggling
Bridesmaid
One of the coolest people I know. Steady confidant who speaks the truth in love. A treasure trove of adventures and crazy stories. Most likely to leave the party early to catch a flight or go to bed.
Groomsman
Wonderful buddy. One of the nicest fellas this side of the Mississippi. Codename: Doctor Destiny Strengths: Master strategist, handsome Weaknesses: Too big of heart, sorcery, magic, witchcraft, voodoo, etc.
Bridesmaid
Trusted and loyal friend. Brilliant go-getter. A fiery supporter. Holds a keen eye for beauty. Doesn’t know what to do with me or my shenanigans half of the time.
Groomsman
Awesome friend. Boss musician. Just a regular, normal guy. Definitely not suspicious. Codename: Rasputin's Revenge Strengths: Birds, wisdom Weaknesses: Cares too much, various venoms and toxins
Bridesmaid
Our sweet mama bird. Powerful prayer warrior. A kind yet passionate soul. Gives the best hugs and the best advice. Towers over me like Gandalf over Frodo.
Groomsman
Loyal friend. Creative mastermind. Descendant of Baron Helsinki. Codename: The Professional Strengths: All of them Weaknesses: Agreeable to a fault, rodents
Junior Bridesmaid
Little sister of the bride. Sweet and tenderhearted. Super talented and smart. Always looking out for others and a great source of help. Occasionally uses her “big” sister as an arm rest.