10.1.2022

As you may know, Kevin & Toni attended the same high school, but didn’t start dating until years later. So unfortunately, they do not have a fun meet-cute and realistically met in passing at one of David Narain’s birthday parties. (Hi David.) Instead, please enjoy their earliest formative memories of each other: ✨ Toni ✨ While Toni was queueing up Taking Back Sunday on an iPod at a party one summer, Kevin approached and commented “Nice.” Unclear whether the conversation continued past this. ✨ Kevin ✨ One fine day outside the Panthers Grill & Café, Kevin was walking down the hall between classes and saw Toni approaching from the opposite direction. (Kevin cannot stress enough that it was an empty hallway, with no one else in sight.) As they passed each other, Kevin said “Hi Toni.” It was love at first sight and they have been together ever since. Just kidding, Toni ignored Kevin and some (Kevin) say she screeched like an eldritch creature before turning into a bat and flying out the doors by the cafeteria into the woods, never to be seen again. And now they’re getting married! We hope you can make it.