Wedding PartyWedding Party

Katie SaboKatie Sabo

Maid of Honor

Katie and Sarah are soul-sisters; Katie moved in a few houses down over 20 years ago, and they have been inseparable ever since. Sleepovers that turned into short-term residencies, night swimming in backyard pools, and running a concession stand as children at a special needs baseball game with no adult supervision are just a few shenanigans these girls got into in their years of friendship. They've seen each other's highs and lows as they made their way through elementary to high school, and even into college where they both attended IUP. As Sarah's big sis, Katie has come to save the day multiple times after late night drinking and festivities. Sarah has always pictured Katie as her maid of honor for her wedding, and now it's a reality! There will be a special bottle of Leonard Kreusch Riesling waiting for them both after Sarah says her "I Do's" and the reception night begins, with Katie at her side to dance the night away.

Megan BrazilMegan Brazil

Bridesmaid

Meg and Sarah met working at the same evil preschool center, with Meg as her assistant teacher in the classroom. As a way to bond and connect, Sarah asked Meg of her music interests, for the answer she was secretly hoping for. Sarah had an extra ticket to see Big Time Rush on tour, and luckily for her, Meg loved them as well. From then, their friendship solidified. From karaoke nights at The Auld Shebeen and Cuates, throwing up in the back of Ubers, and weekly Big Brother watchnights at the Brazil home, these girls are nothing short of best friends. Sarah couldn't imagine not having Meg as a bridesmaid for her wedding, and she is so happy she said yes to help her prepare and get ready to say "I Do". Combine Meg with some champagne, and she's a killer on the dancefloor! Get ready for some stanky leg from these two!

Kalynn HendersonKalynn Henderson

Bridesmaid

Kalynn and Sarah also met working at the same evil preschool center. Through trauma-bonding at work they became quick best friends! When Sarah and Kalynn are together, it's a straight gen-z online internet brainrot niche reference overload, and they will never get tired of it (but their husbands do immediately). Kalynn is known for overcoming and overpowering her weed high when Sarah almost died (passed out) at the Ren Faire and she had to fetch a medic for her, and is now Sarah's personal hero. So of course Sarah had to ask Kalynn to be her bridesmaid and stand next to her as she says her "I Dos"! If you see these two together, they will probably be doing too many shots in a short time period, but please do not interfere, for it is meant to happen.

Michelle SchwartzMichelle Schwartz

Bridesmaid

Michelle and Sarah met for the first time years ago at Revolution pool hall when Bruno, her now husband, first introduced us all. Even though Michelle and Sarah had a little bit of a hard time initially communicating with English not as her first language, they didn't let the language barrier get in the way of their friendship! From late night bar hopping, to New Years fireworks shows, to grilling some delicious steaks and meats on the grill on the back porch, they have grown a tighter and tighter bond as years go by. Sarah was so excited to ask Michelle to be a bridesmaid on her wedding day! Michelle might slip back behind the bar and whip up some killer cocktails during the reception, so get ready!

Sophia NasnerSophia Nasner

Bridesmaid

Sophia and Sarah met when Sophia made her first ever trip to the United States from Germany for a vacation in Florida! Sarah and Sophia then spent a nice summer holiday in Greece together at a beautiful resort in Crete. After drinking aperol spritz and mojitos every day on the beach, and visiting beautiful Mediterranean towns, these two developed a strong beautiful bond and friendship that is now thwarted by a 6 hour time difference. Now, Sarah can't even fathom a trip without Sophia by her side. It was only natural that Sarah asked Sophia to be a bridesmaid! Sarah has yet to see Sophia let her hair down and dance the night away, and her wedding night just might be that night.

Grayson WamackGrayson Wamack

Best Man

Kerry met Grayson in middle school. At first, Kerry thought Grayson was a lanky gremlin with no discernible qualities of merit. But, whether by exposure or some strange Stockholm Syndrome, Kerry and Grayson soon found themselves all but inseparable. Kerry grew to love Grayson's devil-may-care attitude, his fierce determination to aid his friends, his colloquial wisdom, and his charm. Presumably, Grayson grew fond of Kerry thanks to all the McDoubles that Kerry bought him. Whatever the case, their friendship has lasted over 15 years and spanned the breadth of the continental US and the Atlantic Ocean. Kerry couldn't imagine anybody else standing by his side when he says "I Do"

Devin WamackDevin Wamack

Groomsman

Cody BrazilCody Brazil

Groomsman

Cody and Kerry met by chance, when their partners both dragged them to a coworker dinner for the evil preschool-that-shall-not-be-named. Though they didn't talk that evening, Kerry and Cody would later learn that they got the same weird vibe from the proceeding, an instinct that would later prove correct. Slowly but surely, when their partners would suggest hanging out, Cody and Kerry would have less reservations, and their reluctant encounters would soon turn into a strong friendship. Cody and Kerry bonded over a love of films, video games, hockey, and beer. However, Cody and Kerry are currently at odds. For Cody's Covid-19 project, he wrote a self-published book, and despite Kerry's protestations, Cody has yet to let Kerry read it. Kerry feels fortunate to have met such a strong friend so late in life, and can't wait to sneak away from the reception to watch the Capitals with Cody.

Bruno SchwartzBruno Schwartz

Groomsman

"The Bolivian Bull," "Brunini," "Sapo," Bruno has had many epithets over the course of his 15 year friendship with Kerry. Regardless of what name Kerry is referring to him by, Bruno has and will remain one of Kerry's closest friends (whether he likes it or not). They met in middle school, and quickly became friends, bonding over weekend-long Call of Duty sessions, pick-up basketball games, and a shared love of the finer things. Bruno is Kerry's most patient friend, always willing to listen to Kerry's poor excuse for Spanish, offer polite corrections, and suggest some "Jerga" that Kerry should incorporate into his limited Spanish vocabulary. Though Bruno secretly wishes that Kerry would fall back into the pit trap that is NBA 2K, their friendship, regardless of the time spent without seeing each other, continues to be as strong and delightful as when they were kids. Kerry is honored that he has such a devoted friend in Bruno, and is looking forward to dancing to Reggaeton with him on the dance floor.

Will WilkinsonWill Wilkinson

Groomsman

What is there to say about Willy that countless women haven't already said. Will and Kerry met in middle school, and Will's first impression of Kerry was that he couldn't possibly be in the same grade as him. Will and Kerry's friendship developed in the bleachers of the local high school, as they would collectively deride the poor performance of their team and sneak off behind the bleachers to play tackle football. Though Will never joined the football team with Kerry (something he surely doesn't regret), their friendship remained strong for the past 15 years. Kerry finds solace in a friend he can bounce his most educated and inane ideas of off, and Will appreciates Kerry's commitment to academia and his fashion sense. Though Will made the poor choice to move to Florida (eww), the distance between them has not lessened their friendship one bit. Kerry is looking forward to the moment when Will brings him shots of an impossibly strong liquor, and has no doubt that Will will be everyone's sweetheart by the end of the proceedings.

Brian FebboBrian Febbo

Officiant

Mr Febbo. One of Kerry's oldest friends and the only person that immediately came to mind when Kerry or Sarah thought about who could officiate their wedding. Kerry and Brian met in elementary school, though they wouldn't become close friends until middle school. Nobody truly knows how to get Kerry's goat like Brian, whether it is tales of El Chupacabra in Northern Virginia, conspiracy theories, or just general tomfoolery, Kerry primarily blames his hair loss on Brian. Regardless of Kerry's baldness, Kerry loves Brian's spirit, his unflinching moral code, his humor, and his taste in music and beer. Though he is positive that Brian will get up to some antics at the ceremony, Kerry knows that Brian will pour his heart and soul into his responsibilities, and one day Kerry might find a way to thank him properly for his friendship.