Father of the Bride
“Nope, I’m not gonna do it. I’m not gonna grow up”
Mother of the Bride
“Really? Are you kidding me?”
Father of the Groom
"Everybody loves somebody"
Mother of the Groom
“These are the good days”
Best Man
“Nevermind the car, where’s the road... road... road?"
Maid of Honor
“... is it too early to drink wine?”
Groomsman
“Allow myself to introduce... myself”
Bridesmaid
“Get up on it!”
Groomsman
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”
Bridesmaid
“Webster's Dictionary defines 'wedding' as 'the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.' Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals.”
Groomsman
“My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street easily”
Bridesmaid
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way"
Bridesmaid
“Son of a biscuit!”
Groomsman
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"- Wayne Gretzky
Bridesmaid
“Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli”
Groomsman
"Pizza dude has 30 seconds"
Bridesmaid
“I can’t, I have to feed my cats”
Bridesmaid
"Hasta la pasta!"
Groomsman
"The fish who keeps on swimming is the first to chill upstream"
Bridesmaid
“In dog wines I’ve technically only had one”
Bridesmaid
“I’m just here for the food”