FAQs with Joel and Amanda

Question

what is your last name going to be?

Answer

we are both taking on the last name "Fisher-Katz-Keohane"

Question

Why are you getting married?

Answer

we loved each other so much that we wanted to have a threesome with the government.

Question

how many people can fit into one hundai elantra?

Answer

amanda has fit twelve pre-teens into one. she was a good camp counselor.

Question

what is joel's favorite rainy afternoon activity?

Answer

all we can say, legally, is that it involves breeding fruit flies.

Question

what's the latest update on the impeachment inquiry?

Answer

Democrats are making their case in the Senate, focusing mostly on the President's track record of abusing his power in myriad ways. It's any man's game....or is it?

Question

how many streetlights are there in NYC?

Answer

approximately 300,000!

Question

what are you two reading to each other at night?

Answer

Currently, we're reading IT (thanks, Andrew) and it's really been soothing us to sleep at night.

Question

When are y'all gonna have kids?

Answer

When the healthcare system in this country is fixed.