Maid of Honor
“I like weddings -- they're full of glamour, elegance and wine, just like me."
Best Man
"It's Bo like body odor...when I walk in the room, I turn heads."
Bridesmaid
"From the surf board to the board room, I’m having fun and getting it done."
Groomsman
“You know what the best thing about friendship is? You can’t steal it.”
Bridesmaid
"I may drink coffee, but I'm always happy to spill the tea."
Groomsman
"So, whatever I put here will wind up on the wedding website?"
Bridesmaid
"My glass is never half full, because I always top it off."
Groomsman
When is this due?
Bridesmaid
"Poet with the Moët."
Groomsman
"People say I'm full of hot air, but that's only because they're talking behind my back."
Bridesmaid
“I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste.”