Bride
Spent the rest of the flower budget on a Disney vacation.
Groom
All he asked for planning this wedding was for the good liquor package.
Ring Bearer
Ships the bride and groom more than anyone else at the wedding.
Flower Girl
This is her shining chance to usurp her husband's title as the best flower girl.
Maid of Honor
She's 5 years younger than the bride, but she’s the grandma of the group forever.
Best Man
No longer forced to ski at 6am.
Bridesmaid
The bride's other half (sorry Zach).
Groomsman
Zach's evil twin, but only when he DMs.
Officiant
We are just hoping he doesn't outdress the bride.