REGISTRY
We’ve been in our new home for years now;
We have pots and pans and linen and towels;
We have glasses and toasters, really quite a few;
So instead of more gifts, we suggest this to you;
If it doesn’t offend and it make you feel funny;
But what we would really appreciate is quite simply money;
We know choosing gifts can be such a pain;
And this way there is no chance of anyone bringing the same!