ACT 1: The Leo, the Gemini, and the Apartment SETTING: The story begins during the summer of 2016 in the city of Irvine. A group of friends and acquantinces share an apartment across the street from UC Irvine. Their apartment is reminiscent of a typical college apartment: more housemates than there should be legally living there, people entering and leaving at all hours of the day, christmas lights hanging along the bedroom walls, and no one cooks. Narrator: “Kevin is friends with Calvin. Calvin is friends with Annie. Calvin is living at Annie's apartment for the Summer. Annie and Denise roommates. Kevin and Calvin fancy drinking at their apartment on the weekends. Kevin frequents sleeping on their living room couch. The stars align.” ACT 2: Misread Intentions SETTING: It’s now November 2016. Kevin and Calvin have infiltrated the social group to which Annie and Denise hold a sacred bond, they call themselves dancers. During this time, Kevin and Calvin have been inviting themselves to the group’s soirée, drinking their drinks for free, and being the sole people who can’t dance at any of the gatherings. At one particular soirée, Kevin realizes he has never held a proper conversation with Denise, despite living rent free on her living room couch on the weekends; he tries to engage in some light banter with her. Kevin (unassumingly): "Hey, so you have a boyfriend right?" Denise (baffled by the audacity of such a direct question, her mind racing to figure out why on earth he would start a conversation like that, her interest is piqued): “Yeah.” (Exit, Calvin left) 3 MONTHS PASS BY ACT 3: King of The Jungle SETTING: After abandoning Kevin, Annie, and Denise to selfishly pursue his own misconstrued desires influenced by social media and society, like traveling the world and going back to NorCal to be with family, Calvin returns to Irvine. He invites his old group of friends to come to the campus pub for a cheery reunion. SCENE I: Denise (sassily to Annie): "I'll only go to the pub if Kevin is going." (Kevin is going) SCENE 2: (After having been sat intentionally next to each other by Calvin and Annie, Kevin and Denise hit it off. They’re mostly yelling at each other. So loudly in fact that the bartender kindly asks them to shut up. After many shared pints and pitchers, the group decides to leave the pub and start walking back to the apartment.) Denise (continues flirting with Kevin) Kevin (perplexed): “Don’t you have a boyfriend?” Annie (excitedly interjects): “Noooooo tehehe! SHE’S SINGLEEEEE!” SCENE 3: (Denise attacks Kevin) THE END