Maid of Honor
Really likes horses. And fitness. Don't even try to cross her, she teaches a kickboxing class. Can mentally destroy you in any sporting event.
Best Man
The greatest human alive. Has my vote to be chancellor of the republic. Go Army.
Maid of Honor
Met Katie through Phi Sigma Sigma at Stevenson University. Loves her dog, Harley. Ask for pictures. She has plenty.
Best Man
Believes everything is aliens, if the hair didn't tell you that already. Most likely will not give a better speech than his best man did. Thinks he is the coolest because he drives a motorcycle and his wallet is on a chain.
Bridesmaid
Been friends with her for way too long. It is one of those things you should get rid of but you secretly love it. Feels a little obligated to have her up there, but would feel bad if she wasn't.
Groomsman
Thought this was a survivor application. His favorite player is Bob but he plays most like Randy. He's a cop but he will never tell you that.
Bridesmaid
Once took a history class with Will. She made a study guide but Will still did better on the test. Will didn't write a thesis but did the same on the paper. Tia acted happy for Will then, but is actually happy for him now.
Groomsman
Rocket Scientist. Browns Fan. Big Fish Small Pond. Drum Major. Math Counts Legend.
Bridesmaid
Yes, she is 6'3". Met Katie through club volleyball in high school. For official inquiries, see her on the dance floor.
Groomsman
Used to live next door, then he moved and our friendship hasn't been the same since.