Officiant
Because I love to embarrass and mock him on a (almost) daily basis, this is his opportunity for revenge. Our relationship has been through all his growth spurts and puberty - he went from being a 5th grader to a college graduate during our relationship - so it's only right that he helps transition our relationship into the next stage. We couldn't think of anyone better to marry us. We just hope he won't moon the crowd (we've seen his butt enough times to last us a lifetime). -Kathy & Will
Coordinator
The best sister one could have - even if not asked for. Her attention and eye for detail is the only reason why my friends bother coming to my parties. She has a controlling personality that really shines when an event is needed to be planned. Like a second mother to me growing up, she isn’t afraid to say it like it is and interrogate me when she sees fit. I can’t complain much though since she gave me two amazing God children. Sorry kids! And also, good luck... -Kathy
Ring Bearer
A protective brother and quiet child, he has the kindest soul you'll meet. Although his shyness prevents him from pushing the limits and makes him very cautious, he balances out well with his sister - who is a firecracker. My first Godchild, he'll always be there through my firsts and lasts from here on out. Plus, Will prefers him over the crazy one. -Kathy
Flower Girl
The crazy one. She's a 13 year old in a 3 year old's body. Don't let the cuteness fool you, she's got sass and attitude and isn't afraid to show it. She may live with her parents, but she's always calling out for her Auntie and idolizes me. Because she's basically my mini-me, I can't not have her there with me. -Kathy
Maid of Honor
She loves Mother Earth so she isn't afraid to get down and dirty. We were introduced by my cousin (one thing you did right, Bi) and became fast friends. We share everything (except partners and shoes - who wears a size 5?!) and would be bored to death without each other. We went on a road trip together to San Francisco and even saw each other naked after only a couple of months of knowing each other. (FYI: it was at a Korean spa, you dirty birds) -Kathy
Man of Honor
He's the amazing friend every gal needs in her life - meaning he'll guilt-trip me if I don't go to the gym, yet he'll also be the first to persuade me to down that donut (he wants me to be the "fat friend" standing next to him). But it's a two-way street where we're always there for each other. Because of his kind nature, I'm super protective of him. So...you're welcome that you're still alive Brian! -Kathy
Maid of Honor
This one can give me so much joy, but also a heart attack at the same time. I guess you can call that her specialty. She may be tiny, but she's a force to be reckoned with. Although everyone else is intimidated by her, I always remind her that she's like a chihuahua to me - all bark, but no bite. We've known each other for over 10 years and I can't do life without her (pretty sure it's the other way around actually). -Kathy
Maid of Honor
She calls me out on my shit like no other. I can't even get an undone brow or a chipped nail past her for the life of me. She loves to look the part and tries her best to make sure I'm as close to it as I can get. She likes to surprise me and yell my name across the stage even though she knows I hate attention, but life wouldn't be as colorful without her in it. -Kathy
Maid of Honor
Cousins, but like sisters. She knows all my dirt - the good and the bad, the pretty and the ugly (literally and figuratively). She's my go-to girl when I need to be reminded that there is still good in the world. Our moms loved to dress us up like twins as kids and our protectiveness and attitude towards each other sort of stuck. You can't tear us apart even if you tried. She's too nice that I can't even make fun of her, but bring her to a party and this girl will down what's put in front of her (as in alcohol!). -Kathy
Best Man
A beast this guy is since he practically lives at the gym and you can definitely depend on him for all your moving needs (our couch thanks you). I’ve known him since grade school and he’s grown to be anything but short of an incredible friend who’s there when called on. He may have a competitive edge, but we’re definitely not with each other - mainly because he can easily kick my ass. Plus, I think he’s getting soft because he’s running low on juice. -Will
Best Man
He doesn’t take crap from anyone - except from his patients since he has to give them sponge baths and wipe their asses! No shit can compare to what he’s seen (literally). This guy can handle anything thrown at him. Though far away, he’ll fly back in a heart beat if I need him to. Except he doesn’t need that much of an excuse since it’s effing cold in Minnesota! -Will
Best Man
He’s the skinniest out of all of us, but can out-drink every one of us anytime of the day. He brings the game to the party - no, really, we depend on him for his Nintendo Switch to play games at our hangouts. Because of his physique, he can outrun any of us since he has no body fat holding him back. So we're all pretty much screwed if we ever encounter a bear. -Will
Best Man
His obsession with his car borderlines on “someone who takes great care of his car” to “guy who makes love to his car”. Either way, I’ll still accept him. You can always depend on his ass to be on time, and when I say on time - I mean ON TIME. I’ve never seen him late to anything, even by a minute dude. True fact: when I made pho for the first time, I invited the guys to come over for breakfast and watch a World Cup game that started at 8am and his ass showed up at 6:30am while everyone else came around 8-9am...see what I mean? -Will