Once upon a time in March 2019, Jonny and Kathryn lived thousands of miles apart in very different cities. Their mutual best friend Rebecca who lived in DC decided to introduce them to each other as she thought they would be wonderful together. Jonny was currently living in NYC and had a work trip to Houston that month so Rebecca asked Kathryn to "show him around" and get dinner. The minute Kathryn found out he was two years younger than her, she immediately friend-zoned him as she had sworn years earlier that she would never date anyone younger than her. Alas, poor Jonny. Yet he was clever and sneakily used the friend-zone status to his advantage and did not give up until she finally agreed to date him. Now Kathryn was no easy person to date. She was caustic, antisocial, obsessed with her image on social media, and overall rather unpleasant (and also was obsessed with astrology and Taylor Swift...YIKES). However, the brave and patient Jonny persisted and slowly fought his way to her cold dead heart. She forced him to become obsessed with healthy eating, one celery juice at a time and did not allow him to eat his beloved Popeyes chicken anymore. Jonny began having doubts in his mind...was she worth it? Worth giving up his beloved Popeyes?! After some deep transcendental meditation, he decided it was and they continued in this fashion. So now I guess they are getting married, yay.