Wedding Party
Abby Olis
Maid of Honor
Abby swears she'll be on time for the wedding. Right after she picks up her dress. And her shoes. And pets that dog she saw at the neighbor's house. She may also need to stop in for that charity bowling thing she committed to real quick. But she'll definitely be there by the time the processional starts.
Chris Heinen
Groomsman
Chris just wanted Kate and Matt to get together. That was all. He was just trying to be a good friend. To thank him for his efforts, Matt body-slammed him into the ground and broke his tailbone.
Eva Hennig
Bridesmaid
Kate swears she isn't ripping off Eva's entire wedding theme. Just some of it. Most of it. All of it.
Patrick Hennig
Best Man
Pat's the muscle. He's secured the perimeter, run the background checks, and will not hesitate to choke you out. If you need him, he'll be in the corner, just making sure no one tries to pull anything.
Mathilde Adams
Maid of Honor
Mathilde is still trying to hunt Kate down and take back the scented markers she stole from her in kindergarten. She thinks the wedding might be the perfect opportunity to corner her. But until then she's waiting in the shadows, plotting her revenge.
Jack Thornton
Groomsman
Jack fought hard for his spot in this wedding. He wants that tux. He will look like Michael Bublé and everyone will know it.
Alex Messina
Bridesmaid
Alex is too cool to be in the wedding party. She like, totally listens to the Beatles dude. And she's a surfer chick my guy. So...you know...chill out man.
Will Yamin
Ring Bearer
Will's looked up to Matt since the day they met. Literally. He'll be walking down the aisle with Alex under the condition that she doesn't wear heels.
Coleen McIntire
Bridesmaid
Kate and Matt are counting on Coleen to photoshop the crazy out of their wedding. But then again, there's only so much a girl can do.
Isaac McIntire
Groomsman
First person to make Isaac smile wins $20.
Maddie Van Haute
Bridesmaid
Maddie's fine. She's not stressed. It's not like this is her wedding. So she doesn't care. Obviously. Why would you ask? If you're looking for Maddie at the reception, she'll be making sure everything gets done with an Abita in her hand.
Clay Boyle
Groomsman
Clay swears Creole is a real language, but we're pretty sure he just doesn't know how to speak English.
Timothy Rankin
Groomsman
When Matt and Kate were calculating the alcohol needs for the wedding they were shooting for 80 guests; they doubled it when Tim RSVP'd.
Nate Lamansky
Groomsman
If you don't want to talk about obscure 500-year-old Papal documents for 45 minutes at the wedding, we suggest you avoid Nate.