FAQs

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Are there bears?

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Florida Black Bears are in torpor during January. It's not quite hibernation, but it's pretty close. Have we seen bears? Yes. In January? No. We don't feed them and are firm believers that it's better when they're scared of humans. The lights and sound will certainly scare them away. For the packs of raccoons, however, you're on your own.

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What's that about raccoons?! This is a family event!

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We don't think any wildlife is going to stumble onto the wedding. They stay away from us and us from them. That being said, we're also attorneys, and this is our disclaimer. We live on 5 acres of pine forest. To our left is a 150-acre nature preserve, to our right, a cabin or two. So please, stay in the designated areas where there are lights and pathways. Otherwise, you're going to meet some not so friendly pine beetles, grass spiders, and millipedes. No rattlesnakes or water moccasins around, but plenty of black racers (harmless). We primarily see cardinals, kites, crows, titmouses, hawks, and owls. We know raccoons, moles, armadillos, opossums, coyotes and wild kitties are around, but they never make an appearance.

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Can I bring my babies? What about fur babies?

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Babies, terrible toddlers and moody teens all welcome! We'll have a nanny service and tent on-site playing a Disney movie or two. We do recommend that the 12 and under crowd depart by 9 PM, when the music starts to get extra funky. And as much as we love fur babies, keep them at home for this one. Cinnamon Raisin wants all the attention for himself.

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What's the attire?

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Semi-formal to black tie. I know, I know---isn't this in the woods? Just keep the stilettos at home, or bring a nice pair to change into for photos. There will be plenty of grass and rugs down as well. Please, no shorts or jeans, but a suit isn't necessary either.

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Can we bring our own goodies?

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Sure! Don't burn down our home or litter. If you bring alcohol, please have the bartender serve it. If you bring a guitar, we reserve the right to make you stop playing.

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Are there restrooms?

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We upgraded to the swankiest porta-potties this side of the Mississippi. That's how much we love you. They look like real bathrooms. What a time to be alive!

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Can we camp out?

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Duh! It's pretty dark and beautiful out there at night. And who knows what wildlife you'll hear. Plus you're still close enough to the house that it's more like camping for beginners. The fancy porta-potties will be there all night as well, so it's basically glamping.

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Do we have to walk all the way to the back of the property?

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Tell our parking attendant when you arrive that you'd rather take a ride, and you'll get VIP carriage service.