Maid of Honor
Had a really cool haircut when she was younger
Best Man
Runs a mile in under 5 minutes and shotguns beers in under 5 seconds
Bridesmaid
Made time out of her schedule from saving babies
Best Man
Turns green ocassionally
Bridesmaid
Follow her on tiktok
Groomsman
Built like a turnip
Bridesmaid
Almost missed this wedding for a Delta event
Groomsman
Has a house that had 2 kitchens and 0 kitchens at one point
Bridesmaid
Can outdrink every groomsman
Groomsman
Almost had to quit a marathon due to bowel movements
Bridesmaid
Regularly challenges the groom to pushup contests
Groomsman
Has a tendency to go vertical
Bridesmaid
If you're reading this she is still living in our basement
Groomsman
Backup DJ
Bridesmaid
It's SF NOT San Fran
Groomsman
He'll challenge you to a chef off