Maid of Honor
She’s not single anymore guys!! Always willing to spend unreasonable periods of time on the phone, just listening to Jessica complain about something. Conversation topics may include: assigning names to people, plants, + florida gators.
Best Man
Also known as McLovin’. Will take approximately 5-10 business days to respond. Conversation topics may include: selling you a car, $400,000 boats, + last minute trips.
Bridesmaid
Jess’s slam pong partner. The Saturday night host. Conversation topics may include: flan, peeing in bushes, + how the ball DEFINITELY hit the can.
Best Man
If Kaleb is on the phone, is 98% likely to be Rodney. Usually thinking or saying something inappropriate. Conversation topics may include: Duke, hunting, + cruises.
Bridesmaid
Was Kaleb’s 6th grade girlfriend, her and Jess met at his baseball game and left during the game together to go shopping. The rest was history. Conversation topics may include: when 4th of July is, her babies, + all things style and clothing.
Groomsman
Kaleb's corn hole partner. Yes, he is very tall (6'9 to be exact). Conversation topics may include: gaming, cheating at corn hole + wearing the same shirt to every family party.
Bridesmaid
Back off, she is only 16. A natural blonde, she laughs at any and everything. Conversation topics may include: Baseball boys, platinum blonde hair, + being embarrassed by kaleb and jess.
Groomsman
Yup, he is still single. The only FSU grad that we actually like. Conversation topics may include: not drinking alcohol, shoes, + Mac Miller.
Flower Girl
Frequently heard asking “how much longer until the wedding?” Conversation topics may include: her sparkly crocs, makeup, and going shopping.
Flower Girl
The only one that wasn’t excited to be in the wedding. Conversation topics may include: LOLs, sparkly boots, + telling Ri what to do.
Ring Bearer
His best friend is Uncle Kaleb. Conversation topics may include: monster trucks, bikes -with pedals- + going fast.