Meet the Candidate
★KURK ANTON★
COMMANDER IN CHIEF
Kurk Anton was born in Miami, Florida 35 years ago, and has spent every day since making this world a better place. His gregarious personality, infectious laugh, and easygoing nature have endeared him to the people of this Nation. His eclectic personal style, impressive 600 wpm reading abilities, and award winning trivia talents, set him apart from other candidates. He holds a degree from Florida International University, and has additionally noted, for the official record, that he completed swimming lessons at the University of Miami and considers both institutions part of his academic foundation. He is the sitting Commissioner of a Friday night recreational kickball league, a position he holds with the full institutional seriousness it deserves. He is, by universal consensus, the most generous person in the room. Always.
★ABIGAIL WOLTERING★
VICE PRESIDENT
Originally from the Midwest, Abigail Woltering holds innumerable degrees, honorifics and titles - including personal physician to the future President - but none so coveted as wife and best friend to Kurk.
★MAIZEL MAE★
FIRST DOG
Maizel, a rescue pit bull of considerable grace and sound political instincts, will serve as Official First Dog of the Anton Administration. Her positions are her own.
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THE ADMINISTRATION'S SECURITY DETAIL
The President travels with a detail of five agents drawn from his most trusted circle. Their identities are classified. Their dedication is not.