Maid of Honor
Has tolerated me for 11 years and voluntarily lived with me two separate times.
Maid of Honor
Founding member of the Rangoonies; a premier crab rangoon fan club. Kaleigh and I once fought over literal spilled milk for an entire college semester.
Bridesmaid
Coolest person I've ever met and also our wedding planner and also our bridesmaid. It is pronounced "DAHG [HARD G SOUND] - ER - TEE"
Bridesmaid
The most bad ass ER Trauma nurse you'll ever meet. Tabby once put our rat aorta cells in the cooler instead of the incubator and ruined an entire semester of research.
Bridesmaid
Michelle has never said a swear word in her entire life.
Bridesmaid
Once taught me how to pose like a gen Z person. Is the reason we got married in Scotland.
Bridesmaid
Porter's mother-in-law. We met at work where we were assigned to split a territory as case managers and surprisingly were not fired.