If you don't know already, you're probably on the wrong website.
We love your kids too, but we thought you might like a night off! Adults only, please :-)
Yes! However, if you plan on enjoying adult beverages, we prefer that you take an Uber/Lyft/Taxi from your hotel. If you don't know how to do this, ask the nearest Millennial and they will help you out.
No, please leave all non-human family members at home.
Only if you bring enough to share with everyone
Nope. Please only bring guests who are formally invited.