Bride
One of the main reasons this wedding is happening. If she does not fall for the entire event, please mark this date on your calendar because that is slightly short of a miracle.
Groom
The other main reason this wedding is happening. If he is not making fun of anything that day and being super serious, either slap him or call 911 because he must be broken.
Dude of Honor
Longest and best friend of the Katrina, a connoisseur of fine shoes and suits, and a wearer of the funkiest of socks. If you're looking for him on the weekends, he can probably be found on Katrina and Jun's new patio smoking a cigar and either drinking a beer or a glass of cabernet.
Best Man
One of groom's best friends. He is still single with a very bright and funny personality. If interested, please find additional information at https://www.facebook.com/michael.liu.58958343
Bridesman
Got kicked out of preschool with Katrina's brother, and 20+ years later they're still friends. He has provided a lot of good council and good advice over the years. This includes which of the ridiculous Youtube videos you need to watch, what puns to use and where, and where to find cool hats like the one he's wearing in his photo.
Groomsman
Probably 50+ in Guapo's years. Has known Katrina for 20+ years when both of their brothers got kicked out of preschool. Very quickly accepted Jun into the family (probably because Jun bribed him and brought him fried chicken at work).