Bride
Hopelessly devoted to James and cheese.
Groom
Did someone say croissants???
Maid of Honor
I’m not sure what I’ve done to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio.
Best Man (and Father of the Groom)
Ask me about my hog.
Father of the Bride
How ya doin’?
Mother of the Groom
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color.
Mother of the Bride
It’s James’ problem now!
Groomsman
If you don’t make it, it’s your own damn “vault”.
Bridesmaid
"Bless this hizzle fo' shizzle." -Snoop Dogg
Groomsman
I’ll beat you in 2K.
Bridesman
The best-looking person at the wedding.
Groomsman
I enjoy long walks on the beach, punching holes in walls, and drinking Monster.
Bridesman
If I choose to talk to you, you must be special.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
"Cuz you're not that cute. And your hair is uneven. You look dusty!"
Groomsman
I love municipal bonds.
Bridesmaid
“After all this time?” “Always.”
Groomsman
Best mid-range shooter in the BCSL.
Bridesmaid
Hannah Montana said nobody’s perfect, but here I am.
Groomsman
Bridesmaid
Groomsman