Swipe left, swipe right - we were all doing it. Tinder is a great way to pass time and also meet your best friend. Modern love am I right?
A decade into dating - with a hairline receding like the Patriots playoff odds - Jack realized he may not have much time before Julia wisened up and ran off with a better looking, taller, and more responsible mate. Acting swiftly, he purchased 18 boxes of Cracker Jack's. Inside the 18th box was the most beautiful ring any seven year old at a baseball game was disappointed to find, and while reminding Julia that Biz was legally Jack's dog, he asked her to marry him.