Thank you so much for the beautiful oak serving board! We can’t wait to use it during the many dinner parties you’ll be invited to this winter. Looking forward to celebrating with you at our wedding!

For a kitchen gift you received before your wedding

How did you know we were dreaming of those crystal champagne flutes?! They’re by far the most beautiful glasses in our home and we’ve never felt fancier. You’ll have to come over soon so we can toast to you! So excited to see you in June.

For drinkware you received before your wedding

We had a blast dancing the night away with you at our wedding. We also can’t thank you enough for the espresso maker. Our mornings have never been brighter! We can’t wait to see you in Austin next month… all caffeinated up!

For a coffee gift you received after your wedding

Where have you been hiding those killer dance moves? Thank you so much for rocking out at our wedding. And we absolutely love our new cast iron skillet and cookbook! We’re already cooking up a storm. Hope to see you soon in New York!

For cookware you received after your wedding

Thank you so much for the beer-brewing kit! We hope to be sipping backyard IPAs with you in no time. We missed you at the wedding, but know you were there in spirit. Can’t wait to see you when we’re back from our honeymoon!

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Josie & Alexander

- has hair
- +3 ape index (gives very secure hugs)
- nice
- fond of birds

Josie

- 0 ape index (no ape, just neanderthal)
- surprisingly good climber for lack of ape
- very handsome and special
- has good haircuts sometimes
- pretty good at making Josie laugh

Alex

- 5’6” morning person with negative ape index
- flexible (likes yoga)
- cannot do one-armed pushup
- bride’s external schedule reasoning source (bride is very bad at making time-related decisions)

Elle

- Has Husky. Is Husky.
- Red
- Currently breaking records for groomsman in most weddings
- Asking about planes reveals slight tinge of tism

Matthew

- 6’2” caucasian with brown hair and beard
- once did a one armed pushup sophomore year of high school in order to get an xbox 
- can still do one armed pushups if xboxes are on the line
- 90 inch wingspan

Stanley

- Classy Lady, excellent taste
- Unknown ape index, probably high, natural climber
- Extremely charming, could get VC funding for hotdog cart
- Pirate: Raids, Plunders, Operates Cannons

Emily

- rascal who is a considerate big brother
- probably huge ape index — very athletic
- seriously, he’s more coordinated than any 6 year old has any business being
- fiend with a plastic bat

Maddox

- shy, but still very cute
- can outrun Josie (athleticism runs in her family)
- will let you know ahead of time if you’re going to make her cry (so you can stop) 
- pretty princess

Mackenzie

- best mc in the group
- the kind of introvert that extroverts like to bring along
- “doesn’t like public speaking”
- pretty responsible and trustworthy
- Certified American minister 
- stealth comic